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Karma comments thread

For May 24 2007 116 comments were left.

Cacophony>Love Child: You kind of grossed me out a bit too, but this demands an answer!
Cacophony>bad dog: Hahahaha I fucking love you :P
Cacophony>Dershocka: Dick in a box?
Cassie>Malarky: You have now recieved karma in this thread
El Machorro>The Dork Lord: you are envious of my masculinity. Your inner woman wants me.
El Machorro>The Dork Lord: did she laugh and tell you to put your panties back on?
Ishcabittle>Eggs Mayonnaise: now this is a telethon i'm 100% behind squeeze lol tush joke
Lilac>Grandtheftcow: Bulls straight to the core of the matter!
Love Child>El Machorro: LAME! AND TO GET A NEG FROM ME SAYS SOMETHING BECAUSE I LOVE ALMOST EVERYBODY
Love Child>The Dork Lord: I do. I think. *Wags tail back and forth.* Yeah I do.
The Dork Lord>El Machorro: blatent ateention whore
The Dork Lord>McSlothy: bandwagon neg, I am a conformist

And how did Dork Lord get so many posts already?

Love Child>The Dork Lord: Wow dude, you already have like over 2,000! WTF?
 
For May 25 2007 215 comments were left.

Cacophony>jack: Lol lift anything heavy!
Cassie>Eggs Mayonnaise: I just watched strong black woman again a couple nights ago
curiousa2z>Cassie: into the DUMPSTER with her!!!
El Machorro>eloisel: dork likes a big burrito to chew on.
El Machorro>The Dork Lord: MY DAD HAD A MASCULINE SON YOUR'S DID NOT.
El Machorro>The Dork Lord: DORK IS WOMAN TRAPPED IN BOYS LARD ASS BODY
El Machorro>Love Child: DORK WANTS TO SHOW ME HIS MANGINA.
El Machorro>The Dork Lord: HEY DORK YOU ARE QUEER BUT i'M NOT MEXICAN
El Machorro>The Dork Lord: DORK PAINTED THIS WITH A PAINT BRUSH IN HIS ASS
El Machorro>The Dork Lord: DORK'S PENIS IS A NEGATIVE LENGTH BECAUSE OF HIS HUGE PELVIC GIRDLE OF BABY FAT
El Machorro>The Dork Lord: ITS EASY FOR YOU SHOVE HOUSEHOLD OBJECTS UP YOUR ASS
El Machorro>The Dork Lord: DORK HAS THE IQ OF A TROUT
El Machorro>The Dork Lord: DORK WANTS COCK IN HIS MANBOX.
El Machorro>The Dork Lord: DORK EATS HIS OWN SEMEN
El Machorro>The Dork Lord: YOU cant read. you look at gay ass porn.
El Machorro>The Dork Lord: LIKE I SAID YOU ARE A BISEXUAL MESS WITH HERPES AND IM NOT HISPANIC
El Machorro>The Dork Lord: dorque =bisexuale mas feminina
Gagh>OS@M@: Arseholes neg arseholes
jack>Grammour Boy: You poor suffering bastard. I know just how you feel. Lets be friends.
jack>NeonMercuryASH: I havent fucked you deeply in the neck yet
The Dork Lord>El Machorro: repeat that 5,000 times and it JUST MAY COME TRUE ;)
The Dork Lord>El Machorro: none of that made any sense
The Dork Lord>El Machorro: your entire half inch gets fully erect thinking about me naked
The Dork Lord>El Machorro: oooh from gay jokes to pedophilia! Will sheep shagging be next?
The Dork Lord>El Machorro: you wish I was a bottom ;)
The Dork Lord>Cacophony: you love me being an asshole and you knows it!
The Dork Lord>El Machorro: The only reason I'm following you is because the pickle's still in yer poop-shoot
The Dork Lord>El Machorro: you do most the work for me mmmmm work them hips...
The Dork Lord>SaintLucifer: "I Now pronounce you man and masturbatorro! Tou may poop in masturbatorro's mouth!"
The Dork Lord>El Machorro: idiots like you THINK they own me, what they REALLY own is a piece of my foot up they ass!
The Dork Lord>El Machorro: If I was 14, I'd turn you in for sexual solicitation on a minor
The Dork Lord>El Machorro: yes, me and jack; 2 chubby girls pooping in your mouth!
The Dork Lord>El Machorro: my "mommy" would likely beat you to death with your own taco cart
The Dork Lord>SaintLucifer: Very much illogic in your supposition

I can almost hear the children singing it.

Cassie>CaptainWacky: YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE MY ONLY SUNSHINE YOU MAKE ME HAPPY WHEN SKIES ARE GREY YOU'LL NEVER KNOW DEAR HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU PLEASE DONT TAKE MY SUNSHINE AWAY
 
Grandtheftcow said:
For May 23 2007 167 comments were left.

Cacophony>Mentalist: Yeah, I definitely just read through all of that despite the fact that it was from a year ago...
CaptainWacky>Cassie: I'LL FILL YOURS TOO AND THEN WE'RE LEGALL MARRIED
Cassie>Eggs Mayonnaise: lol... I don't know how to write out that noise the terrorists make dammit!!!!
El Machorro>The Dork Lord: PROVE IT or its not a fact.
El Machorro>The Dork Lord: I intimidate the woman in you with my masculinity.
El Machorro>The Dork Lord: if you were a man and not a little fat assed wanker homo I might worry
El Machorro>Gagh: gUESSING: conjecture, mental masturbation,egocentric shitspeak, OR WISHFULL THINKING?
El Machorro>The Dork Lord: id barb wire you to stop sign and set you on fire
El Machorro>The Dork Lord: your anal sex life has been replaced by a drill-do
El Machorro>The Dork Lord: your self sodomy is apparent
El Machorro>The Dork Lord: news for dork.. your brain is smooth
El Machorro>The Dork Lord: why should you you have been the brunt of so much undisputed bitch slapping your ass is bleeding
El Machorro>The Dork Lord: dork YOU twatwaffle like a pro
El Machorro>jack: he showed her how to suck shit off a dildo he pulled out her ass because he had erectile dysfunction at the sight of a pussy?
eloisel>jack: Bet Sheryl has some serious stinky tush. She only uses one square of tissue.
FBI parte due>Sarek: You'll be back.
Ishcabittle>SilentBtViolent: fair thee well, and may a flight of angels sing thee to thy rape.
Love Child>Mongo: *Pets the Kitty
The Dork Lord>El Machorro: if karma is real, you must have been a pedophile in your previous life...
The Dork Lord>El Machorro: having one's genitals consumed by piranahs is more fun than you
The Dork Lord>Elrod: Will you kill yourself if I say so?
The Dork Lord>El Machorro: My dad died when I was 5, you heartless boarder jumper!
The Dork Lord>El Machorro: "Please butt rape me with a SURFACE TO AIR MISSLE!" That's what he said, right?
The Dork Lord>El Machorro: you questioning my intelligence is like Hitler calling MLK a racist
The Dork Lord>El Machorro: I want to rape you with a themal nuclear device
The Dork Lord>El Machorro: Some one dropped you on your noggin when you was little. Repeatetly.
The Dork Lord>El Machorro: goo rhymes with poo
The Dork Lord>Elrod: Your asshole was too wide. I told you that.
The Dork Lord>El Machorro: SIMON SAYS EVERYTHING EVERYONE ELSE SAID 5 YEARS AGO!

Has masturbation lost it's fun for you?

El Machorro>The Dork Lord: you play with yourself ? no surprise here.
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feud...dork you are getting skull fucked...and not landing a blow..
 
DORK IS SUCH A LOSER...HE JUST CANT SEE HIMSELF THE WAY HIS IS IN REALITY...ALL AVATAR, HYPE, AND LAME WORDS. i MAY TROLL DORK AROUND THE WORLD SOMEDAY.
 
Hey Chupie!! :bigass: I thought you left! Still want to play pinata some more?
 
For May 26 2007 67 comments were left.

curiousa2z>Ishcabittle: crikey! happy birth daze!
Gagh>McSlothy: No worries. No go register a better character dual, mongoloid.
Gagh>SaintLucifer: Shut up, you fat, ugly pulsating glob of rhino cum.
Ishcabittle>Eggs Mayonnaise: not gay enough IMHO!!
Mirah>Kerb Crawler: my left breast is smaller than my right

Scandal!!!!

Gagh>McSlothy: Just you wait until mm tells me who's dual you are, like she always does.
 
For May 27 2007 109 comments were left.

bad dog>Sarek: SAREK BLEW 18 BUCK NIGGERS IN 4 MINUTES 11 SECONDS FOR A NEW WORLD RECORD
Cassie>NeonMercuryASH: I'm fighting 40 a little early.. I'm sure I'll get over it and be OK with it
Cassie>Dr Dave: pass out pillz to all the donaters so they get confused and donate a lot!
Cassie>CaptainWacky: Wacky that was awesome!! I WOULD NEVER LEAVE YOU TO HAVE MEANINGLESS SEX!!
Gagh>starguard: EM-OH-ARR-OH-EN.
jack>Mirah: I love you
McSlothy>Mongo: pLEASE dON'T dO tHIS to mE mONGO
The Dork Lord>El Machorro: we both enjoy torturing the emotionally/mentally weak..you have your hobbies...
The Dork Lord>El Machorro: your "sentence structure" hurts my eyes
Tisiphone>CaptainWacky: I'm a coked up shopping sex fiend. YES!!
Tyrant>Sarek: You ain't going nowhere, punk. We're seeing this shit to the fucking end.

I love that word.

jack>The Dork Lord: LOLLYPOCALYPSE!
 
El Machorro said:
feud...dork you are getting skull fucked...and not landing a blow..
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Idiot. As soon as you hit 'Submit Reply' you're PWNED. You're a complete no-hoper!
 
For May 28 2007 78 comments were left.

Dr Dave>Cassie: now my head hurts, but I had it comeing!
Eggs Mayonnaise>Cassie: ROWR
El Machorro>jack: like i upset you pinhead?
El Machorro>The Dork Lord: DEFECTIVE HOMO BURN IN HELL
jack>Miss_Anonymous: wax those balls, you fucking fake shemale
jack>NeonMercuryASH: You have three breasts?
Lord Raffles>Miss_Anonymous: IS THIS THE PART WHERE I SHIT MYSELF?
Love Child>Neil: double u tee eff?! haha! LMAO!
The Dork Lord>Cassie: I LOVE THAT POST RAT THUR!

I think someone's been reading jacks posts.

The Dork Lord>El Machorro: you fuck yourself in the neck and broacast it over teh internets to horny gimps everywhere!
 
For May 29 2007 251 comments were left.

Cacophony>El Machorro: Boring. Uninteresting. NEXT!
Cacophony>Grandtheftcow: I like the rhino cum one :D
Cassie>CaptainWacky: air guitar!!!
chronic deja vu>El Machorro: You should have left while you had your self respect.
El Machorro>Cacophony: ride some peni now!
El Machorro>The Dork Lord: you sucked his cock 23 times
El Machorro>Grandtheftcow: YOU GO TO HELL FOR RIPPING OFF MY STYLE you creativless nonce
El Machorro>The Dork Lord: so did your parents after dad ass fucked you and you smiled
El Machorro>jack: YOUR ARE KARMA FAGGED AND NEUTERED
El Machorro>jack: i call you mommas strap on hole
Gagh>El Machorro: Awww. Not more negs. Please, I like you!
Grandtheftcow>jack: Noob graduation karma.
Love Child>Kerb Crawler: All it took was one nipple.......
Love Child>jack: do not torture me anymore with red X's!
Love Cunt>El Machorro: Try Harder Bitch!
Love Cunt>El Machorro: I need a witty comment here.
The Dork Lord>El Machorro: I am da billy goat what kills da trolls!
The Dork Lord>Love Child: WHO WOULD DARE MAKE SUXH A BASE AND VILE ACCUSATION!?!
The Dork Lord>Lord Raffles: he's only 17 SEVENTEEN he gives me luvin LIKE I'VE NEVER SEEN
The Dork Lord>El Machorro: you might wanna wipe my man-gravy off your butt cheeks
The Dork Lord>El Machorro: why did your jeans get so tight when you typed this?
The Tomtrek>Mentalist: SPIDERMAN

LOL what?

El Machorro>The Dork Lord: thats funny your mouth usually gets impregnated
 
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