Karma penis comparison thread with better explanation

[Loktar]

3,518,635

 

[Cassie]

2017 karmatallywacker

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

27,534,861...

 

[CaptainWacky]

I can't be bothered doing this anymore.

 

[Conchaga's Dual]

12 points total.

I cant even give positive karma yet...

 

[Conchaga]

18,535,803

I love this thread.

 

[Conchaga's Dual]

1793

I've also found out that Mentalist has some SERIOUS karma ability.

 

[Conchaga's Dual]

That's quite a jump in one night!

Well, Mentalist is responsible for about 1,500. And you're responsible for 300.

1803

 

[Conchaga's Dual]

2477

Mentalist gives about 500 points a pop. That's pretty impressive.

 

[Loktar]

3,519,141

 

[Conchaga's Dual]

4,565

OMG Mentalist has a HUGE karma penis!!

 

[Conchaga]

18537292

That's 5134 more than when I started this thread.

 

[Cassie]

2538

One day I'll have a huge e-penis too!

 

[Loktar]

2538

One day I'll have a huge e-penis too!

What?

 

[Mentalist]

Hi, i am John your tourguide.

We all know this situation: nothing happening online and going out for some healthy activity is just a bit too much activity.

So when it gets really boring there is nothing better than meeting some friends. ... who know how to waste time and health.

Note Jim with the green stuff.

Ok, so we are packed and ready to go:

Step 1 - Unpack the Paper and get the tobacco out of the cigarette (moisture will help)

Step 2 - Put some Tobacco on the paper and make a little roll for the mouth piece

Step 3 - Now it comes to the all important marijuana just put as much as you like on the tobacco (more is more)

Step 4 - Now grab the entire thing and roll it in your fingers until it all forms a kind roll

 

[Mentalist]

Step 5 - The hardest part is the actual rolling. But it is solvable right ?!

... CAREFULL handling will make it better ...

Step 6 - Now just rip of the leftover paper (when you roll inside-out)

Now take a deep breath and feel the force

... and don't forget to share with your friends

Till next time )

SMOOOOKE IT! )

 

[Gagh]

Dear God - I used to have those three technic Lego guys!

 

[Conchaga]

Drugs are bad.... mmmkay?

 

[Gagh]

Karma = Much less than when I last posted in here.

 

[Conchaga]

Drugs are bad.... mmmkay?

Let's list some of the things seen in this picture.

Let's start with what's on the keypad.
- disposable lighter. You can't use a zippo when smoking weed. It cannot be turned upside down to light a pipe.
- mini cleaner desktop cleaning car. This thing is essential for collecting all of those little bits that don't make it into the joint.
- The circular things are two halves of a grinder. Why separate the bud by hand when you can easily make two twists and be done with it. Besides, after a week of making joints, there's a pinner's-worth of weed in there.
- The papers. Rizla blue, wide. They're really thin and there's hardly a paper taste.

The other stuff

- Jar full of pens.
- Harman/Kardon computer speakers.
- iMac. It sucks ballz.
- Cigarette case.
- Empty pack of camels.
- Breath mints
- Visine. If you smoke, make sure you've always got good eye drops nearby
- Airport express setup guide
- cell phone
- zippo flint refills
- US passport
- Australian Commendation Medal and lapel pin.
- Brochure for a training seminar from a company I worked for.
- NyQuil, baby!
- Ethos Water from Starbucks. I'm a yuppie and I'm proud.


18537804 Points Total
Conchaga