Kat-El?

[Blindgroping]

What would it have been like if Jar-el was one of those people who willed his estate to his cat?

And this said cat was put into the escape pod instead of Kal-el?

Would that cat have had the moral upbringing to Do Good or succumb to it's need to destroy furniture?

If it was sitting on your lap and was kneading, would it rip your leg up?

It would have been a damn good mouser though.
It's purrs would cause earthquakes.
And katnip.

That would be funny.

 

[Loktar]

Sure and Lois Lane could be named Lo Mein and be Asian. Then instead of being Kat-El's girlfriend she could eat him.

 

[Blindgroping]

Excellent addition.
And Lex is a sushi chef that want raw cat for the rolls.

 

[aeommai]

HAHAHA!! this would be much better than that superdog show.

 

[Blindgroping]

No kitty cape though.

That would be ridiculous.

 

[Blindgroping]

What bread would it be?

No, Wacky, not a scottish fold.

 

[Yub]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streaky_the_Supercat

 

[Blindgroping]

~edit~ quick rewrite....


it's now Gerbil-el.

 

[Yub]

Gerb-El

Super Rodent

 

[CaptainWacky]

Would Lex Luthor be a vole?

 

[jack]

You meant Jor-El, didn't you?

Jar-El was the bastard transvestite retard sibling they kept locked in the cellar, as I recall.

 

[Blindgroping]

Well, that would explain the gerbil being shot to earth.

 

[Loktar]

How about Kar-El? A Superman/Transformers crossover.

 

[Yub]

Next best thing

 

[jack]

 

[jack]