KATE WINSLET IS JUST A NORMAL MOTHER

[CaptainWacky]

SHE DRIVES HER KIDS TO SCHOOL AND EVERYTHING. HER BUTLER TOLD ME.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

SAM MENDES LOOKS LIKE A SENSIBLE SORT.

 

[Dr Dave]

What did she name her kid?

Celebrities often seem to give their kids weird names.

 

[Gagh]

But surely there must be long lense photos of her shopping, eating, drinking, moving her children around generally? This will show me how much she is trying to be normal, when in fact the purest atoms of CELEBRITY bleed from her every pore!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

She picks her nose, and Leo eats it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

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Aww, she's nice.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Salt of the earth (whatever that means)

 

[Big Dick McGee]

There's my Katie-Bear! YaY!!