Katherine Heigl is hot.

[RobL]

I just wanted to say that.

 

[CaptainWacky]

This is the forum for saying things like that.

 

[RobL]

I know.

She is to me, as Ms. Portman is to Menty.

Unfortunately, I also know I don't have a shot in hell with her. As such, I'm stuck with my two seasons of Roswell on DVD.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I googled her, she's pretty hot. I never watched Roswell.

 

[RobL]

sigh

Yeah.

The first two seasons were good, the third blew chunks.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Kind of like TOS.

 

[Ishcabittle]

and here's the topper...

 

[Big Dick McGee]

She showed her underage ass in some movie with Gerard Depardieu. SPECTACULAR.

 

[Buttons]

She's okay... No Kiera or Natalie...

 

[CaptainWacky]

No bowl of Special K, either!

 

[Buttons]

Special K Redberries? I'd nibble on her redberries...

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I think she's gorgeous. I've thought so ever since I saw her on Roswell. She's the only one who's had any kind of career after that show, even though Shiri Appleby got the bigger push.

And she's got very pretty feet!

 

[Buttons]

Uhuh. She had a made for TNT movie or some such!

 

[CaptainWacky]

MADE FOR ROBL MOVIE.

 

[Buttons]

WOR D

 

[CaptainWacky]

WAS ROSWELL THE ONE WITH KATIE HOLMES IN IT?

 

[Buttons]

NO. THTA WAS LIKE 17th Hell or Heaven or something

 

[CaptainWacky]

Oh she had her nips digitally inserted into Batman Begins because Tom Cruise had her nips in his mouth when they were filming.

 

[RobL]

MADE FOR ROBL MOVIE.

I CAN ONLY WISH THAT WAS TRUE.

 

[CaptainWacky]

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