Katie & Peter

[Cassie]

Who the hell are they? Apparently they're getting a show on E, which will begin next week. I CAN'T WAIT OMG OK?

(Katie Price & Peter Andre)

Some exciting episodes will include:

Katie's family visits and the couple have a big fight over a club they visited and they do a photo shoot for OK! Magazine announcing they're engaged.

Tension looms as a major family event comes closer.

Katie calls in a medium to confirm her suspicions of the house being haunted.

Katie and Peter take a break to recover from the Caribbean holiday.

In the run-up to Christmas, the couple embarks on a massive spending spree and takes a trip to Disneyland Paris.

 

[Gagh]

Katie Price is a huge-titted (fake) 'fashion model' (professional slut) better known as Jordan, and is well known to Mentalist. Peter Andre is a washed up Australian 'singer' (cat's nadgers trapped in door).

 

[Yub]

Isn't Peter Andre gay?

 

[Gagh]

Yeah, he seems pretty happy these days.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

HA! THEY'RE BEING PALMED OFF ON AMERICA!!

 

[Mentalist]

Was this bumped coincidentally then?

http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/showthread.php?t=58828

Trust me, the last person you want to talk to is Katie Price after you're trying to recover from a strongbow marathon the night before and check the footie results on Teletext.

She wasn't with Peter Andre then though so I can only imagine that together they are twice as annoying. If that's even possible.

SHE IS A FORMER BLATCHINGTON MILL STUDENT FOR FUCKING CHRISTS SAKE

 

[CaptainWacky]

They is scum.

 

[Ishcabittle]

WHO'S GOT TWO THUMBS AND A LOTTA CLASS?

Spoiler

THIS GAL RIGHT HERE!@

 

[Mentalist]

She once told me that I should spike my hair up. I wanted to hit her. And she is NOT hot at all.


Well, she used to be when I was around 14. Before she had those ridiculous things put in her chest.

I used to have a picture of her and Melinda Messenger on my wall when I was around that age.

It all went down hill from there though. Melinda is still hot though.

 

[Ishcabittle]

YEHA, PRETTY HOT INDEED.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I think they're both jews.

 

[Cassie]

It was one of those weird Mine Field coincidences. THE STARS ALIGNED AND WE WERE VISITED BY NANA VISITOR SHE BONKED US ON THE HEAD oh fuck alsdkfjslk ran out of things to say.

Well the Katie and Peter show was advertised last night while I was watching The Girls Next Door. I love that show.. anyway, why can't they send over the good shows like Neighbors or that show with the pink haired girl?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

You'd love Neighbours, it's so bad it's just hilarious.

The Katie & Peter Show? God, even the name of it is dull.

 

[Cassie]

Maybe when BBC America gets its new line up of shows we'll get Neighbors. I know they're gonna show Torchwood and Dr Who.. oh and Footballer's Wives and Hotel Babylon.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Oh. Hotel Babylon sounds really lame to me, but I've never watched it. Apparently it's one of those shows where loads of famous people have cameos, so maybe it's not so bad. Footballer's Wives has lots of unnecessary nudity(including the guy who was in Dr.Who this week) and of course Dr.Who is good. Torchwood's okay, but it's trying too hard to be sexy and glossy like scifi version of CSI.

 

[headvoid]

Hotel Babylon is like a cheap Ugly Betty.

 

[Cassie]

Dammit!

Have any of you seen The Girls Next Door? It's got Hugh Hefner and his three girlfriends. I love that show.. don't know why. The girls are, of course, hot. One of them seems kinda smart, one is really sweet, and the other is a complete dipshit. THE SHOW IS LIKE CRACK.

 

[Toxicdistortion]

The complete dipshit is the youngest, hottest one.

At least that's what I was told.

 

[whisky]

You should search the internet for the unaltered version of a whole new world, before its been through all the filters, its truly dreadful

 

[Cassie]

The complete dipshit is the youngest, hottest one.

At least that's what I was told.

The dipshit is the youngest one, and she has the hottest body... but she doesn't have the prettiest face, and then she laughs like a donkey and you want to choke her. OK YES YOU PROBABLY DON'T CARE THAT SHE HAS THE BRAINS OF A DEAD CAT BUT I WOULDN'T WANT TO SPEND MORE THAN FIVE MINUTES WITH THE DUMBASS.