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Katie & Peter

Gagh said:
Peter Andre is a washed up Australian 'singer' (cat's nadgers trapped in door).
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HAW!

but seriously, other than the MFers' comments - which are hilarious - the show's premise doesnt really make me want to give a rat's ass.


there, I said it.
 
Controversial.
 
I met the dumb bint once in a club in Brighton - my mate when to school with her. She sounded thick, and she was with this fucking huge hulk who used to be a Gladiator called 'Ace'.

I will say one thing about Katie Price - as dumb as she sounds, she knows how to market herself and rake in the cash. She will whore herself in any way she feels is acceptable, and the lad's mags & tabloids gobble that shit up. Astute businesswoman, but still a dinny tramp.
 
she just stunned Jodie Marsh!
 
Gagh said:
I met the dumb bint once in a club in Brighton - my mate when to school with her. She sounded thick, and she was with this fucking huge hulk who used to be a Gladiator called 'Ace'.

I will say one thing about Katie Price - as dumb as she sounds, she knows how to market herself and rake in the cash. She will whore herself in any way she feels is acceptable, and the lad's mags & tabloids gobble that shit up. Astute businesswoman, but still a dinny tramp.
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You have a friend who went to Blachington Mill as well?


AT LAST. I NO LONGER HAVE TO BEAR MY SHAME ALONE.
 
I went to Uni with the guy, yeah. Haven't seen him for a few years. He was a couple of years older than Price, but 'ran in her group' for a while, or so I was told. She did know him, and spent quite a while talking to him, so I guess it was true.
 
So you can link Gagh to Menty via Jordan, what a small world we live in full of vacous tarts with enourmous jugs.
 
She never had enormous jugs when I saw her. This was actually pre-op days (1996).
 
Ah pre op has reminded me a thread I meant to start at lonaf.
 
I know her because I'm close family friends with Jamelia's family (no, not THAT Jamelia.) Jamelia is a page 3 model and bonafide WAG and runs in all those circles and I lived at their house for 7 months. Her two brothers are very good friends of mine. Katie used to come round about twice a week, sometimes to leave Harvey with Jackie (their mum) and usually at about 8 in the morning which has helped to shape my disdain for her since I am dead at that hour and am still trying to revive myself with tea and as you can imagine getting fashion tips off Jordan is about the most retarded thing that could possibly happen to someone ever.

She did let me drive her car once though.


It's unfortunate because I imagine knowing her would be huge massive cool points for most twenty somethings but I never rated her and thus didn't care.

She is as dim as she appears though, that I can verify.
 
I never meet anyone famous.

Well I served drinks to the housemartins, and was once at a club with the Hemmingway guy from the beautiful south, but other than that, no-one.
 
You know me.

Hang tight. I'm just gearing up for super fame!
 
Send me a million when you make your first billion.
 
I've met or seen so many famous people I can't count them all (Anthony Head, Richard & Judy, Trevor McDonald, Rachel Stevens, Ken Livingstone, Maxi Jazz, etc, etc), but when you talk to them you realise they're totally normal people and not as exciting as you thought.
 
I MET JOHNNY MORRIS.
 
I met Dusty Rhodes, sort of.
 
Cassie said:
The dipshit is the youngest one, and she has the hottest body... but she doesn't have the prettiest face, and then she laughs like a donkey and you want to choke her. OK YES YOU PROBABLY DON'T CARE THAT SHE HAS THE BRAINS OF A DEAD CAT BUT I WOULDN'T WANT TO SPEND MORE THAN FIVE MINUTES WITH THE DUMBASS.
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Me either, Kendra is a beeeeotch. And Holly has a funny face. Which leaves Bridget.

Err...well, those would be my opinions if I actually knew what I was talking about.
 
Fuddlemiff said:
I've met or seen so many famous people I can't count them all (Anthony Head, Richard & Judy, Trevor McDonald, Rachel Stevens, Ken Livingstone, Maxi Jazz, etc, etc)
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I could not, to save my life, put a face to any of those names. Or an action, event, or deed.
 
You need to open your heart to the wonders of being an Anglophile.

I have met a lot of famous people. Mostly because Brighton seems to attract them quite well so I kept running into them. One of the greatest celebrity encounters was when I semi-met Patrick Stewart in a rather posh cafe when I was around 16. I went upto him and shook his hand then went back to my table. I didn't want to disturb him any more than that even though given half a chance I would of ran back home and returned with a removal truck full of Trek paraphenalia for him to sign.

Pretty jealous about Fuddlemiff meeting ASH though. That would of been damn cool.
 
Im a right anglephile. which makes me a bit of a square
 
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