What's new
Troll Kingdom

This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!

Katie Price

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
"I'm going to miss my kids..."

DON'T GO IN THEN.
 
Snoooorrrrrreeeeee
 
She isn't worth whatever they're paying her.
 
CaptainWacky said:
She isn't worth whatever they're paying her.
Click to expand...

Wacky dude, not a single one of them is worth a Cardassian groat and I happen to know they are all on several thousand.
 
Apparently they paid Katie 500k to go in.
 
Get Keith out, lock the doors, burn the building down.
 
Calum's actually alright despite his stupid hair.
 
CaptainWacky said:
Calum's actually alright despite his stupid hair.
Click to expand...

And that he hasn't managed to figure out how to pit a T-shirt on, other than that too.
 
I actually don't hate her? I mean most of the time she's a monotone robot reciting the details of her sex life ("and then Pete stuck two Optimus Prime figures up my arse and I got off. END STATEMENT") but at least she's wise to Hopkins' games.
 
Yeah, I quite like her. She tells it like it is, except "it" is usually her own business, rather than a torrential listing of other people's faults.
 
WINNER! :bigass:
 
THANK FUCKING FUCK.

Should have been Keith but still.
 
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 
She was a nice person(!) and a good counterpoint for everything Hopkins was in the end.
 
I thought she'd be vacuous and attention whoring, but she turned out to be very down to earth and pleasant enough that you wouldn't mind living with her at all. Wouldn't be my pick to win, but she is the queen of reality TV, so it's fitting.
 
To think I was #TeamPeter all these years! (I never way.)
 
CaptainWacky said:
"I'm going to miss my kids..."

DON'T GO IN THEN.
Click to expand...

She might not have been the most exciting winner ever, but as a counterpoint to Katie Hopkins she ended up working perfectly. Actually showed a lot of maturity by not giving Hopkins what she wanted (a blazing argument) all the way through. Well, until she called Hopkins a "boring old slag" right before the end. Which probably won it for her.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top