Katy Perry's California Gurls

[Daystrom]

Something about that video makes my dick hard, I swear.

 

[Starship Coyote]

Shut up, ######.

 

[Robert "Monkey" Loggia]

Lots of things about Katy Perry make my dick hard.

 

['Gear]

Lots of things about Katy Perry make my dick hard.

It sure in the hell ain't her singing skill. Why, she's as good a singer as Shakira.

I have this other theory that Katy Perry is the evil sexy doppleganger of Zoe Dechanel. Or at least her hot to party twin sister. Anybody ever notice that? I have the kind of luck where I'd meet Zoe first.

Here's us hanging out at some bullshit poetry read coffee shop thing -

Me - "So Zoe, are we going to meet up with your sister at the club later?"

Zoe - "No silly, why do you ask? Wow, that last poem was really great. Did you know I sing ballads?"

Me - "Fuck. God hates me and I hate god."

 

[Robert "Monkey" Loggia]

I would give my left nut to have a threesome with those two

 

[Daystrom]

She looked like she'd been candied or glazed or something, she looked totally edible.

 

[The Call Of Nature]

try almond oil. Gives a nice shine and smells good. Very popular among bodybuilders and porn cast. It's rather good for the skin, too, but leaves stains in bedlinnen and clothes.

 

[Loktar]

try almond oil. Gives a nice shine and smells good. Very popular among bodybuilders and porn cast. It's rather good for the skin, too, but leaves stains in bedlinnen and clothes.

Thats ok, I already stain my bed linens and clothes with my own natural oils and juices.

 

[starguard]

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