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Katya announces plans to make weird faces at cars

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Neighbors SEX SYMBOL Katya Kinski today announced plans to make weird faces at cars. Katya, a nurse who has previously been a hook, porn star, drug addict, used to hate Susan Kennedy for no real reason but now lives with her, was in love with Rob who she thought was Cameron, was in love with Toadie, was in love with Max after being run over by him, hated men for a while, was directly responsible for Cameron's death and is now in love with Ned for some reason, is a bad actress. "I don't really know what the faces mean, to be honest," she admitted to Summer Hoyland actress Emma Watson. "I don't know if they're meant to be sexy or evil or sexy evil or evil sexy, but I'm sure it's something like that!"

Lou-Bear was unavailable for comment as Mishka had just pushed him down the stairs.
 
She did look sexy today. In a squinty sexy evil way!

It's great to see her so concerned by Max's disappearence.
 
She does have a "why the long face" kind of appeal. Has Max actually left for good? If so, that's shit.
 
The actor who plays Max was actually involved in a serious accident about four months ago(remember we're six weeks behind). He'd been wearing prosthetics up until they could write in an excuse for him to leave and has since had emergency sideburn surgery. He should be back in a few episodes time, good as new. Don't expect any "mad capped" plots involving lawn mowers for a while though, the actor's developed a real phobia.
 
Yeah but I saw some spoilers about Toadie trying to save "his love" Steph from a maniac or something...
 
He'll come back as Dee and pursuade Toady it was a REALLY HORRIBLE accident!
 
Ugh, now I remember those Hannar Martin Maxim photos.

Today's episode was actually really good(by Neighbours standards). My favourite bit, right(© 2006-2007, Russel Brand) was when Stingray stormed into the hospital calling out for Sky "where are you?!" he demanded. Admittedly, he was drunk, but THERE'S ONLY ONE FUCKING ROOM IN THAT WHOLE HOSPITAL!

And then they had a fire at the building which was Alex's non-hospital workplace last year, where a chemical leak broke out. And they introduced a different wing of the hospital that's never been seen before, looking suspiciously like the old set refurbished. We may never see the old one again.
 
I like him. He's a crap actor, but in a realistic "ordinary bloke" fashion, rather than being so wooden you want to spray him with lighter fluid and throw a lit match at him, like Ned.
 
AS HOT AS THIS

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