Keira Knightley announces plans to be beautiful

[CaptainWacky]

"Me too!" said Natalie Portman, rudely jumping in front of Keira at the press conference.

"Get out my way, jewboat!" said Keira, pulling her Phantom Menace co-star back by the hair.

"Ladies, ladies, there's room enough for both of you...IN MY BED!" said The Rock who happened to be passing.

"OH YEAH MACHO MADNESS RUNNING WILD DIG IT!" said Randy Savage. "Rocky I challenge YOU to get your ass kicked by me IN THIS VERY RING, DIG IT!"

The Rock rulled up his sleaves revealing a NEW TRIBAL TATTOO and shit.

"Stop taking attention away from ME!" said an irate Keira Knightley, kicked Natalie's face clean off.

"HAHAHA I HATE NIGGERS" said BORAT LOL.

"LOL I HATE BIGGERS" SAID DANEIL CRAIG LOL

"CAST LOL" SAID CAPTAINWINKY LOL HE WINKED AT ANNE ROBINSON AS SHE PUT BRET HART IN THE SHARPSHOOTED AND MCMAHON SAID "RING THE FUCKING BELL!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Cassie]

Poor Natalie

 

[CaptainWacky]

She can always get a new face.

 

[Cassie]

You can have her old one?!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Now you see the genius of my plan...

 

[Cassie]

cast lol

 

[CaptainWacky]

BUMP

 

[Cassie]

Keira Knightly rips Natalie's face off Wacky!

 

[CaptainWacky]

WHATEVER

 

[Cassie]

Wacky rapes Keira and takes Natalie's face back and says YOU DON'TKNOW WHO YOU'RE MESSING WITH

 

[CaptainWacky]

KEIRA IS THE ONLY WOMAN WORTH RAPING