Kent: Folks, any words for the Christmas thief if he's watching?

[CaptainWacky]

Homer: Eh, yes.. Kent. Uh, hello... jerk. We may never find you, and
we should probably all stop looking. But one thing's for sure
-- you do exist.
Kent Brockman: Strong words, strong bewildering words.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

That list of great Simpsons episodes didn't get very far.


And now it's dead.

 

[Aquehonga]

There is another.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Someone else post one then!

 

[whisky]

Homer at the post office in a high effeminate voice"Hi, I'm Mr Burns, I beleive you have a parcel waiting for me?"
Post office guy "Sure, whats your first name"
Homer still same voice "I don't know"


Charles Bronson sounding guy "Hotdogs, get year hotdogs!"
Homer "I'll take one"
Marge "Are you following my husband around?"
CBSG "He's putting my kids though college"