Kerb Crawler

[Kitty]

WB

and

the Badlands has lost its way. The founding fathers need to hammer back in the spirit of the waning Badlands.

Down with the Spamstitution and the elections and the Ham that pretends its Spam.

Power to the Avatars and whatnot.



Hello

 

[Kitty]

and other stuff

 

[Loktar]

Kitty for Badlands mod!

 

[The Dork Lord]

I am inspired!

 

[Kitty]

Kitty for Badlands mod!

Give all my votes to Ms NoManners

 

[The Dork Lord]

She's running?

 

[Kitty]

Can she? Ill use my voucher for her if she'll run.

 

[The Dork Lord]

IDK I think she runs her own board as well as techminning Haven.

She might be too busy

 

[Kitty]

Even if she checks in only once a week, she'll still be doing more than the two mods the Badlands currently has.

Granted I havnt been here the last 6 weeks or so. Maybe LC has played more of an active role lately.

 

[The Dork Lord]

LC is still mod?

 

[Kitty]

Thats what it says at the bottom of the page.

Moderators : 2
Ilyanna, Love Child

Better question. Whys Ily still mod? She was first and should be the one to go. Also, shes NEVER here.

 

[Dark Pickle]

The last two and next elections were all designed to replace her.

Omar was elected twice so far.

 

[Kitty]

Did Omar not replace Ily yet due to a lazy admin, MM trying to be lulzy, Conchaga's retarded Spamstitution, or all three?

 

[Dark Pickle]

Mostly the last one.

 

[Kitty]

It might be time to 'misplace' that sticky.

 

[Dark Pickle]

If only...

 

[Kitty]

If I were mod, first thing Id do is make that thread disappear.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

The Badlands cannot be moderated. The very implication negates what the Badlands represents.

Here's the problem as I see it: Anyone who mods the Badlands instantly becomes part of "the System" and corrupted. They lose their innocence, their voice, and they lose their way. They become that which they rail against. They become the PROBLEM, and not the SOLUTION.

Elections?

I see I have missed a lot during my self-imposed exile. (No, I never even lurked save the one or two times I might have posted one or two minor trifling things.)

And to call attention to the Badlands "waning" spirit, although valiant and appreciated, is also sad because we all know we can never go home again for that place never existed anyway. Not, really. And we have seen too much. We know too much now. And we have changed. Into pale ugly shades of our former brilliance. Just like the Badlands.

How can you believe in magic and merriment when you have seen the fist all up in the puppet's ass?

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Fisted

 

[Dark Pickle]

That doesn't mean you quit Neil, it never meant that.