Kevin Smith "too fat to fly"!

[CaptainWacky]

The fat tub of goo!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/14/director-kevin-smith-too_n_461803.html

It would have been better if they'd kicked him off for having "no ticket".

 

[Gagh]

Kevin Smith's weight has gotten out of control since Zach & Miri flopped, and he turned to waking and baking (despite the content of his movies, he rarely touched weed).

I don't care - I'll love his movies until I die, yo!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I haven't flown in a couple of years -- I'm suddenly worried I'm going to be harrassed next time I do.

Luckily I sometimes get confused for Smith when I wear a long coat and backwards baseball cap. If they think I'm him, they'll think twice before fucking with me now.

Of course when the cap is facing front they think I'm Michael Moore, which means I might get tossed into baggage. Such is my life.

 

[FBI parte due]

Guillermo del Toro uses magical realism to make sure he only takes up one seat.