KICK LOKTAR IN THIS THREAD

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

...so that we don't have to read this crappy bickering all over the rest of the board anymore.

Let me start:

HEY! RETARD!!!! *KICK* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!

 

[johnford]

hAVE YOU HUGGED A lOKTAR LATLEY?

 

[Loktar]

It takes two to bicker. I'll stop when Jethro stops. Nice try, though. Its futile though, I'm Jethro's only source of entertainment since I helped drive Gagh off and his wife won't touch him.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Loktar, the fact that you try to claim ANY involvement in Gagh leaving just makes your penis look even smaller than it is.

Don't flatter yourself, although, if you don't....WHO WILL????

 

[Jethro]

I don't even know why I am doing this. Normally when I go to the Special Olympics and see people like Loktard, I am really nice and give them hugs and shit.

But I look at Loktard's posts and I feel like a bull looking at a bullfighter with no legs. I know it's no contest. But I charge anyway and he just lays there and takes it lamely.

 

[Loktar]

I don't even know why I am doing this. Normally when I go to the Special Olympics and see people like Loktard, I am really nice and give them hugs and shit.

But I look at Loktard's posts and I feel like a bull looking at a bullfighter with no legs. I know it's no contest. But I charge anyway and he just lays there and takes it lamely.

*yawn* You bore me. Come up with some new material for your comedy act. Are you this boring in bed? no wonder you aren't getting any.

 

[Jethro]

I LOVE IT WHEN RETARDS TRY TO BE TOUGH!!!!!!!

 

[Loktar]

I LOVE IT WHEN RETARDS TRY TO BE TOUGH!!!!!!!

I love it when assholes think I give a shit what they think of me.

 

[Jethro]

I guess not caring what others think was a survival mechanism for you.

You are doing a great job. I bet your mother is proud. I know if I had a retarded son, I would want him to be just like you.

Except not retarded.

 

[Loktar]

I guess not caring what others think was a survival mechanism for you.

Yeah like your being an asshole is a survival mechanism for you.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OK, let's recap the first half of the match:

Jethro: RETARD!
Loktar: ASSHOLE!
Jethro: RETARD!
Loktar: ASSHOLE!
Jethro: RETARD!
Loktar: ASSHOLE!
Jethro: RETARD!
Loktar: ASSHOLE!
Jethro: RETARD!
Loktar: ASSHOLE!
Jethro: RETARD!
Loktar: ASSHOLE!

The score is still 0-0.

 

[Loktar]

The score is still 0-0.

Not in Jethro's delusional mind.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

But I am the scorekeeper. I am God. And I am sexy.

 

[Loktar]

But I am the scorekeeper. I am God. And I am sexy.

Can't argue with that.

 

[Markb]

But I charge anyway and he just lays there and takes it lamely.

Up the ass!

 

[Gagh]

I helped drive Gagh off and his wife won't touch him.

Actually, real life - a real & rewarding life drove me off.

I'll avoid the extremely tempting opportunity to flame you a little.

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOKTAR PREFERS ALL SAINTS TO SPICE GIRLS OMG.

 

[Hilbert Frakes]

I am quite disillusioned at the moment!

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOKTAR PERFORMED OPEN HEART SURGERY ON A CAMEL.

 

[Jethro]

TOE!