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Kinkist thing you've done?

Grandtheftcow

Grand Wizard of TK
In the kitchen.
 
Bread crumbs with a bit of melted butter in them. Good to quell the hunger.
 
I'm doing it now.
 
The kitchen isn't kinky anymore.

Now the ROOF is another story.
 
^Good call.

Edited to say: The neighbor's roof is even kinkier.
 
Driving down the highway.
 
I believe the kinkiest thing was making love on a chiropractor's rack...but it got all of the kinks out...(grin).

Fortunately, they all came back 1 minute later.

As for the most unusual and daring sexual experience...mmm...that would have to depend on one's definition of "kinky". The experence that *I* would grade as such is not suitable for description on a public BBS. ;)
 
Yeah... I'm kinda the same way.

Then people would KNOW and shit.
 
Sadistic Bastard said:
I believe the kinkiest thing was making love on a chiropractor's rack...but it got all of the kinks out...(grin).

Fortunately, they all came back 1 minute later.

As for the most unusual and daring sexual experience...mmm...that would have to depend on one's definition of "kinky". The experence that *I* would grade as such is not suitable for description on a public BBS. ;)

I won't ask why you had a chiropractors rack in the kitchen :)
 
Was a train coming at the time?
 
In a manner of speaking. :devious:
 
curiousa2z said:
Chatty! *scandalized*
I didn't think this was possible ;)
 
Hmmm... kinkiest thing I've done? I was making some extra money working for a phone sex service, and one client wanted me to pretend he was an ash tray.
 
It took a bit of preparation but we managed to get a hampster in there. Next meeting we'll try wombats.
 
My wife and her best friend at a public beach, and then at home.

It ain't all it's cracked up to be. Fun, but not repeatable.
 
On a moss covered log in the middle of a swamp.

Helps if you keep a blanket in the back of the jeep.
 
Ironclad said:
On a moss covered log in the middle of a swamp.

I tried the whole middle-of-a-swamp thing. I must've wound up with about a hundred mosquito bites on my ass.
 
I can tell I need to loosen up more - expand my repertoire, live a little, do the unexpected, and allow for experiments to go awry.
 
In a swimming pool.

It wasn't ours, it was one he was working on for someone.
 
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