Kirk versus

[whisky]

Kirk V planet destroying giant space probe
Victory for Kirk

Kirk V Genetically engineered superman and exploding nebula
Victory for Kirk

Kirk V Klingon bastard and exploding planet
Victory for Kirk

Kirk V planet destroying whale loving giant space probe
Victory for Kirk

Kirk V God
Victory for Kirk

Kirk V Klingon bastard and invisible super weapon
Victory for Kirk

Kirk V Gravity
Kirk looses

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Well, you know what they say. The bigger they are, the harder they fall.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He wasn't alone any of those other times (Picard doesn't count as a person.)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

In the end, the bridge was on Captain Kirk.