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Kitten's Loose With the Credit Card Again!

^He bought me absolutely pointless things I just wanted so I guess that could be construed as "shit".

Oh and I won't go crazy if I don't have kids, my OCD keeps me plenty busy. Who needs kids mucking up my perfectly, perfect home anyway?
 
Laker_Girl said:
^He bought me absolutely pointless things I just wanted so I guess that could be construed as "shit".
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He buys you clothes and absolutely pointless things?

Some people settle for the small things in life. ;)
 
Pointless meaning, things I don't need but must have. Coach shoes, Coach purses, pointless as I have a closet full of other designer bags and shoes I don't use as it is. You know how it is.

My wonderful boyfriend buys me much more than just clothes but this time it was about getting new clothes and make-up. WORD!
 
DarthSikle said:
OCD? How can I explain it? I'll sing it frame by frame it!!! Have you alll jump, shout and singing it.
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OCD is surprisingly not as fun as it sounds. :bigass: Plus I don't have that weird OCD where I have to touch things a thousand times or I think my mother is going to die. I have the much more exciting kind where I have a near crippling anxiety attack if I stain my shirt in public and have no way to clean it. Tide To Go Pen is my new security blanket.
 
This is not OCD so much as a deep seated insecurity and anxiety that your entire self worth is somehow attached to your physical presence. Fairly common in southern California. You'll need to begin finding your inner value, if you have any, that will last you beyond those years when your physical attractiveness has waned and people no longer consider you to be one of the "lookers". Otherwise you'll be staring at the inside of a bottle like Liza Minelli, or the inside of a plastic surgeon's office like Wacko Jacko.

You need to take up a hobby that gets you dirty and leaves you fulfilled, like Angelina Jolie (adopting darkskinned babies) or Jenna Jameson (pounding chowd for dollars).

Just trying to help. No charge...
 
Donovan said:
This is not OCD so much as a deep seated insecurity and anxiety that your entire self worth is somehow attached to your physical presence. Fairly common in southern California. You'll need to begin finding your inner value, if you have any, that will last you beyond those years when your physical attractiveness has waned and people no longer consider you to be one of the "lookers". Otherwise you'll be staring at the inside of a bottle like Liza Minelli, or the inside of a plastic surgeon's office like Wacko Jacko.

You need to take up a hobby that gets you dirty and leaves you fulfilled, like Angelina Jolie (adopting darkskinned babies) or Jenna Jameson (pounding chowd for dollars).

Just trying to help. No charge...
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Yeah, Dono, I can't say enough about how much you don't know me.
 
Laker_Girl said:
Pointless meaning, things I don't need but must have. Coach shoes, Coach purses, pointless as I have a closet full of other designer bags and shoes I don't use as it is. You know how it is.
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I really don't. I have a girlfriend like this...very into the name brands and whatnot. I can't even imagine caring enough about a purse to spend $500 on it. The $15 ones from Wal-Mart hold shit just as well. Granted, they fall apart after about a year, but you'll probably get sick of the fancy Coach purse long before it falls apart anyway. How can you not see a million better things to do with that money?!??!!?!? Well, I guess I don't know shit about you. Maybe you've got so much money that it doesn't matter how much you spend on frivolous crap. My friend that has all this useless shit....yeah, she lives in the ghetto. D'oh!!! Nonsense, IMHO!
 
Laker_Girl said:
Pointless meaning, things I don't need but must have. Coach shoes, Coach purses, pointless as I have a closet full of other designer bags and shoes I don't use as it is. You know how it is.

My wonderful boyfriend buys me much more than just clothes but this time it was about getting new clothes and make-up. WORD!
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I'm delighted to hear having a closet full insignificant 'name brand' items and
a suitcase full of make-up makes you happy….:D

Small dreams come in shoe boxes and hand bags.
 
Laker_Girl said:
Yeah, Dono, I can't say enough about how much you don't know me.
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Since you live in SoCal, you could pick from one of those eco-friendly causes and start driving a Prius. Then when your looks go (better hurry, I saw Dick's pictures) you have that to fall back on
 
RuReddy said:
I'm delighted to hear having a closet full insignificant 'name brand' items and
a suitcase full of make-up makes you happy….:D

Small dreams come in shoe boxes and hand bags.
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Sound like a whole lotta boo-hooing to me. And that goes for all of you.

Laker_Girl = :bigass:
 
Donovan said:
Since you live in SoCal, you could pick from one of those eco-friendly causes and start driving a Prius. Then when your looks go (better hurry, I saw Dick's pictures) you have that to fall back on
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There's a better chance that you'll get to sleep with me than that I'd ever drive a Prius, see how remote that possibility is?

I'd drive a hybrid but not that nerd can.

My looks may fade so thank god for my kick ass personality and sense of humor! W00t!
 
Laker_Girl said:
There's a better chance that you'll get to sleep with me than that I'd ever drive a Prius, see how remote that possibility is?

I'd drive a hybrid but not that nerd can.

My looks may fade so thank god for my kick ass personality and sense of humor! W00t!
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Laker_Girl said:
There's a better chance that you'll get to sleep with me than that I'd ever drive a Prius, see how remote that possibility is?

I'd drive a hybrid but not that nerd can.

My looks may fade so thank god for my kick ass personality and sense of humor! W00t!
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Gonna have to pass, but thanks for the offer. I'm getting a real "High-maintenance," vibe. If I wanted a relationship with a shrill bitch who spent all my money and didn't crack her legs once in a while, I'd have stayed married...
 
It wasn't an offer. *shudders*

And of course you've just proved further that you don't know me. No surprise but stop pretendin' you do. ;) You were right about one thing though, I'm high maintenance but I look pretty good just rolling out of bed too.
 
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