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KNEEL BEFORE CROTCH

Well hell if I know, I can't be arsed to keep track of who you meet whilst going down on the Village People AND ASSORTED KNICK-KNACKS AND ODDLY-FLAVOURED DESERT TOPPINGS THAT REEK OF OBSELESCENCE.
 
Eggs, The Village?

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Or The Village?

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YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE

(but at various times and by various causes, probably mostly old age because yer all PUSSIES like that omg)
 
If I were to kneel before your crotch, what kind of assurances will I get that yyou won't thrust your crotch into my facE?
 
Ishcabittle said:
If I were to kneel before your crotch, what kind of assurances will I get that yyou won't thrust your crotch into my facE?
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I didn't say MY crotch! Jeebus Creepstains! No, I speak of General Crotch. You know, just... crotch, in general. Generally speaking.

Also, your puny mortal face is not worthy of my divine crotch.
 
Is that a lego representation of what happens when Homer gets old and moves down to Flordia, and then forgets his medications and starts wearing makeup to go with his loud floral shirts?
 
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