Kryton gone to the scrapheap

[whisky]

They have reformated the new series of scrapheap, Robert and the bird noone cares about are gone, and bowser is in charge, plus the ten hour build time is gone, contestants have a month to buy all the scrap themselves for 450 quid, and put something together, the scrapheap team have one week to build a similar machine.

All sounds a bit crap if you ask me, but I stopped watching it regularly years ago.

It got too obvious they were picking which team would win by knobbling teams with crap experts.

We need to build a wind powered car!

Expert A: We need a light car and a big sail

Expert B: We need a heavy car dragging an anchor.

Team A wins, huge shock

 

[CaptainWacky]

Bowser from Mario?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Actually, he lives on my friend's street.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Kryton or Bowser?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Bowser

 

[CaptainWacky]

Ah-h-h-h-h.

(Still don't know who he is.)

 

[Gagh]

I heard Koko B.Ware is going to present it, with Bushwhacker Luke (locked in a box).

 

[CaptainWacky]

4.8 seconds!

 

[Mentalist]

New format sounds like total shit.

 

[Gagh]

Why change a proven format?

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's like when they turned Countdown into a dating show.