Kurt Angle arrested

[CaptainWacky]

According to a criminal report filed in Pittsburgh today, Kurt Angle has been arrested and is currently in the Allegheny County Jail. There was an altercation at the home of Kurt Angle involving Angle and girlfriend Trenesha Biggers, aka TNA's Rhaka Khan. Biggers went to police and filed a protection from abuse order against Angle, and police came and removed Angle from the home this morning.

At around 8AM, Biggers called police again, stating that Angle was stalking her. She had gone to a Starbucks to use the internet, and told police that Angle had her phone and had been circling the parking lot. She claimed Angle was deleting photos from the phone, which were described as "pictures of abuse".

Angle was questioned by police, under suspicion of DUI, and when they searched the vehicle, they found used syringes and two vials of HGH. Angle claimed that he had a prescription for the medication, and could provide that to police

I hope he doesn't end up like Benoit.

 

[Gagh]

He may end up well and truly fucked up, but let's figure it, Benoit was a one off. Angle has more control than that, even when he's totally fucked like he is now.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

You'll always have Jessie from BB waiting to emerge as the next star.

 

[Gagh]

OR PAUL FROM "GROUP OF BBS OFFSHOOTING FROM TREKBBS" WHO WILL ALWAYS BE BIG, HAIRY AND SEXY DESPITE WHAT ANY OF THE PRESS SAYS!

 

[CaptainWacky]

This Rhaka Khan girl is a right dog too.

 

[Douche Pukehole]

I'd hit it.

 

[whisky]

Sounds like he has been

 

[Dark Pickle]

She needs to hit back.

With a bullet.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Kurt Angle is currently free on bond, but there is still no update on whether he'll be working the TNA PPV tomorrow. One would assume he would, but there are questions about whether he'll be able to leave the state prior to his court hearing on Tuesday morning.
Update: We were just told that in similar situations in Pennsylvania, defendants have few prohibitions against traveling, particularly for work.

He should drive into the arena in a stolen police car.

 

[whisky]

that's on fire

 

[CaptainWacky]

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT'S LESS THAN TEN YEARS SINCE ANGLE DEBUTED?

 

[whisky]

Wow, Angel paid for my last car service and MOT

 

[CaptainWacky]

He retained the title last night on the ppv. TNA is fucking stupid.

 

[Dark Pickle]

Maybe he'll drop it on IMPACT?

 

[CaptainWacky]

They'll probably have him drop it to JAKE THE SNAKE for no apparent reason and then Jakes quits the company and they have a tournament to decide the new champion won by VELVET SKY.

 

[Gagh]

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT'S LESS THAN TEN YEARS SINCE ANGLE DEBUTED?

That's a short time in which to go to ECW then cry because they're hitting each other with little sticks, become the fastest WWF/E 'Grand Slam' belt holder, obtain Bob Baklund as a manager, swiftly dispose of Bob Baklund as a manager, aggravate a neck injury, job your unbeaten streak to Tazz on WWF/E debut at MSG, aggravate a neck injury, form a useless partnership with Stephanie McMahon then have the least realistic on screen kiss with her, quickly become the most technically proficient wrestler of recent times, because a great heel with brilliant cheeseball humour on the stick, aggravate a neck injury, take some prescription pain pills, go on a long chain of main events five-star matching with some of the best and most varied wrestlers of modern times, take a few more prescription pain pills, form an awesome heel duo with Stone Cold only for a confused Invasion angle to fuck it over, take some pain pills, Main event a few Wrestlemania's, be concussed a few times, take a few pain pills, lose respect by mewling like a baby when embarassed by a wannabe like Dan Puder on live TV, take some pain peels, have a fight with Eddie Guerrero backstage not long before his death and then have the disrespect to not really forgive him for it afterward because you're so fucked on pain pills, pick up a DUI and then mewl like a baby in every "shoot" interview because the old lady you almost killed "want's attention", take some pain pills, split up with your wife, have a few more fights backstage, pick up a DUI, stomp off out of WWE like a mewling baby because you're hooked on pain pills and won't admit it, find your name on every list leaked to the media of wrestlers being provided dodgy fake prescribed pain pills, join TNA, get back together with your wife, look amazing and brilliant all over again with your wife who is amazingly making an effective heel, take some more pain pills like they are morning cereal, split up with your wife, take some pain pills, start fucking an absolute pig on the TNA roster, take some pain pills, cry like a mewling baby and use all your backstage influence to fire the right hand men of TNA's owner's son, refuse to job the title out after yet another DUI because you're by now hopelessly smacked out on pain pills and totally inable to admit your own shortcomings, thereby rapidly losing the respect of many of the fans you hard worked so hard to destroy your own body in earning.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I can't believe none of the stories mention that he's dating a black.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The Angle/Austin backstage skits were about the funniest stuff I've ever seen in wrestling.