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KYLIE CAN'T ACT (Doctor Who Christmas special thread)

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
It was okay, watchable enough, nice to see the old man from Keeping up Appearances getting some work. Kylie was shit though, sorry Whisky (where is he anyway MIA PART ONE!?) Anyway let's just list the RTD cliches as it is our sacred internet duty to do so.

- Companion flirts with/falls for/kisses the Doctor.
- Inter-racial couple.
- Alien midget.
- Alien midget who walks about himself in the third person.
- "Cyborgs have rights now, they can even get married!"
- Ridiculous thin walkway over seemingly bottomless fall.
- I'm sure there was a gay joke but I can't remember it.
- America bashing.
- Snow which is really something else (okay they acknoweldged that.)
- PROBABLY SOME MORE!

The season 4 ad wasn't all that great since it just seemed to be clips from about three episodes (who was that woman they kept showing?) What was the close-up alien thing with the omnious music at the end? Probably meant to be Davros but it looked like the potato aliens from Voyager. The Torchwood ad was better if anything because it had Spike and ALAN DALE!
 
Oh yeah, evil Christmassy-looking killer robots.
 
AND THEY FUCKED THE THE THEME MUSIC!!!!!!!
 
That woman used to be married to Curley Watts in Corrie.

At least the season four trailer had no daleks.

I liked the show, for the most part it avoided some of the cliches of a show like this where the one guy we expect to get killed is one of the few survivors.



I'm not MIA, its just this is a time to be with your family, I might be a lousy father and husband most of the year, but at christmas I like to pull out the stops.
 
Yeah, thought so, just haven't seen you around lately so I thought I'd say it case you returned in a week and said "nobody noticed I was gone!" I'm considerate! Maybe I was too harsh on Kylie, don't know, maybe the alcohol had dulled my senses, she just didn't grab me. OH, when I said "Davros" I of course meant "Sonattron" (or whatever they're called.)
 
Took me a few minutes to realise it was the guy from Rita Sue and Bob too in the wheelchair, mind you the fact that they had him do the exact same accent helped.
 
I didn't think it was that bad. Sure it had some of the old Davies stuff in it, but Kylie wasn't that bad either.

Worst part? When the Max Capricorn shrieked that he could cut out the Engines from his chair. So why the fuck go through the first 40 minutes? Why not just cut the fucking engines out without warning?
 
No the worst part was THE FUCKING QUEEN saying "Merry Christmas, Doctor!" and half the country starts to vomit Turkey.
 
Oh, that was twee bollocks, but at least it didn't blow a fucking huge ozone-layer sized hole in the plot.
 
I also wanted a scene after Rickston Slade whips out his mobile at the end to call his broker where The Doctor beat the shit out of him BECAUSE HE HAD A DAMNED PHONE ON HIM ALL THE TIME. HMMMMM MAYBE THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN USEFUL I DON'T KNOW????
 
Or the Doctor said to Mr Copper at the end, "Sure your credit card has Millions on it, but you won't get anywhere using it, because they'll have no trace of you and what with all the ID losses lately, think you're committing identity fraud. Haha ahaaha you destitute old bastard. Back to giving Hyacinth Bucket one for you."
 
It was lucky that the alien left stranded on Earth at the end happened to speak perfect English.
 
Mind you if he didnt, he would have blended in even more.
 
I haven't seen it(recorded), but the thread title makes me disappointed. But I suppose it was to be expected. She started off in Neighbours for goodness sake.
 
YOU MUST SEE IT SO YOU CAN CHUG ALONG IN THE RTD HATE TRAIN!
 
But I already hate the egotistical bumming nutter!
 
THEN YOU ARE ALLOWED TO REMAIN ON THE INTERNET.

By the way, the Torchwood thread with "spoilers" in the title I posted doesn't include any actual spoilers, it's a parody written by me (AND WRITTEN WELL?)
 
Yeah, I guessed it was. I've been catching up on the WHOLE interweb, so I haven't had a chance to read it yet(and have sex with it!).
 
I get paranoid when my threads don't get 84 replies RIGHT AWAY and think everyone hates me.
 
I'd tell you that everyone loves you, BUT THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO!!
 
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