Lacking

[Consumer]

I shall speak
the in cadence and manner
of Ms. Cunt.

It is not a lack
of interest in me
I find that it is easy to catch the ear
(if not turn the eye)

No, it is a lack of local talent
finding that girl with all of the qualities
the mind/body/damage that I want
someone I can hold in my hand

I find that maybe it is distance
The girl on the horizon
She's hot
What I lack is a good teleporter.

 

[Gagh]

Ask Seth Brundle.

 

[Consumer]

Your "English" humor confuses me.

Can't we have some 1890's era advertisement cut-out saying something funny before being squashed by a foot coming out of a cloud instead?

 

[Consumer]