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Ladies, a question

My girlfriend complains about bras a lot and she is not overly busty. They do seem to be rather uncomfortable contraptions.

I often take her bra off before we go to sleep and have probably done so hundreds of times and before her many other times with other lovely ladies and I'm still totally fucking useless at those clasps. I look like I'm trying to break apart an adamantium padlock every time.
 
I'm shocked at the lack of creepy Yub posts in this thread.
 
@ Mentalist:
there's a little trick that lets you look like Casanova reincarnated ;)
Next time you're alone at home, get a few of your GF's bras and have a close look at the hooks and clasps. There are 2 basic types: little hooks that open and close horizontally and clasps that open vertically. Most bras are closed in the back, only very rarely bras are closed in front (in that case they always have a clasp and never hooks). Practize opening them. After a while you can do it blind and one handed and can open any bra while hugging its owner ;) It will impress her.

If your GF is sporty:
Special ports bras usually have neither hooks nor clasps but are simply being pulled over the head. Never try to pull them off downward - female hips are too wide for this and you'd ruin the expensive bra
 
he propably read this thread and is now busy making little Evoks ;)
 
Mentalist said:
My girlfriend complains about bras a lot and she is not overly busty. They do seem to be rather uncomfortable contraptions.

I often take her bra off before we go to sleep and have probably done so hundreds of times and before her many other times with other lovely ladies and I'm still totally fucking useless at those clasps. I look like I'm trying to break apart an adamantium padlock every time.
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I have the same problem with a certain someone's belt that I try to remove. I need help almost every time.
 
does that someone cheat by holding his breath and protruding his belly? (Horses do that, too. Tickling helps in both cases ;) )
 
Your chest muscles haven't got much control over the bags of fatty flesh that hang off them.
 
in my case that flesh is pretty firm =)
 
Too bad the flesh between your ears isn't.
 
I've never encountered a bra I couldn't take off with one hand.

With the owners permission of course.
 
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I am often too aware of ladies bras. ALL TOO OFTEN.
 
I am often too aware of ladies bra straps. WEAR A PROPER FITTING SHIRT YA SLOPPY SLUT.
 
Well I have seen a lot of breasts in bars, and not all of them in bras.
 
Lets take this monstrosity I'm wearing right now. Front clasp with 7 FUCKING CLASPS. 7!!!!!!

No wonder he always wants to know if my bra is off before he comes over, because even I don't like unbinding myself from it.

And Mirah...I don't wear panties. ;)
 
7! Good Lord! I've never ever seen one with more than 3.
 
Tis the truth.
 
As uncomfy as they can b, it shuld be illegal to not wear them.
Nothing stretches tit skin worse than braless shenanigans.

Bras can be very comfy and do amazing things when fitted correctly; problem is, most women haven't had a bra fitting since they were 13, if @ all.
 
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