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LAR

I think having to drag a blind person around might make me a little cranky. Oh. That wasn't very nice.
wait, cranky equals crazy?? So all those people calling be a crazy bitch just wanted to express their empathy for my bad mood? Oh. Damn. Poor bastards.

/whispers

Ily do we have any blind members?
Not that I can see. Harhar.

Honey, you'll be the death of me some day. Unless I get to you first, that is... there, show THAT to your fancy lawyers, biatch!
 
wait, cranky equals crazy?? So all those people calling be a crazy bitch just wanted to express their empathy for my bad mood? Oh. Damn. Poor bastards.

Put....the....weapon....down Is there anyone in America we can call for you?

"Ily? Yeah I know her. She's cool don't worry about it. Probably better just back away slowly"
 
slowly being the imperative word here. One fast movement and instinct kicks in.

lol, it might not be the smartest of moves for anybody to call you of all people in order to make me cool down.
"what, Ily, again?? ~sigh OK, what do you have to work with? Six inch blade? good, but remember to take a few steps back while pullling it out. ... Oh, the Magnum? Better, but make sure the safety's off this time. Wouldn't want a repeat of that--- incident, would we?"
 
Damn, Gear, what an awesome thing to say. :wub:
And you'd be my first choice to run to, too.
 
You've got your friends who will ask you what happened before they decide if they'll help you bury a body and then you've got your friends who will ask you "So WTF happened?" when you're both washing the dirt off your hands.
 
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