Last night I dreamt that Michelle Ryan

[Fuddlemiff]

had been the latest victim of London knife crime.

And suddenly everyone thought she was an amazing actress.

 

[The Tomtrek]

An amazing actress with GIGANTIC BREASTS?

 

[CaptainWacky]

She certainly does have gigantic breasts and I wouldn't like to see them destroyed by knife crime.

 

[The Tomtrek]

She certainly does have gigantic breasts and I wouldn't like to see them destroyed by knife crime.

If you were to run for Prime Minister with that as your only policy I would totally vote for you.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah, but what if someone then did destroy her tits with knife crime, just to make me look bad?

 

[Gagh]

She could SHOULDER the war against knife crime.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Billie Piper could TAKE A BITE out of knife crime.

 

[whisky]

That bit part actor from Harry Potter could take knife crime on board

 

[Gagh]

Jordan could sure KEEP ABREAST of knife crime.

 

[whisky]

Arnie would tell knife crime to get back to the choppa

 

[Gagh]

If Terry Wogan knew the true impact of knife crime, he'd WIG OUT.

 

[whisky]

To be on the safe side, the BBC have banned all future showings of Blade, and the film short cuts.

 

[CaptainWacky]

BARRY GEORGE could SHOOT knife crime, serve seven years, then get cleared!

 

[Gagh]

From what I hear, radical Islamic Cleric Abu Hamza is HOOKED on preventing knife crime!

 

[whisky]

Steve Fosset took knife crime for a ride on his plane, with tragic results

 

[Gagh]

Professor Stephen Hawking has some WHEELY good ideas on how to cut back knife crime.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Former ECW champion Tazz hopes to "choke out" knife crime.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Ronny Corbet claims to have the LOW DOWN on knife crime.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Ronnie Barker has FOUR CANDLES to shine a light on KNIFE CRIME.

 

[whisky]

Matt Damon