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Latest Crap Terrorist Acts

headvoid

headvoid

Can I have Ops?
Two terrorists were yesterday arrested in Glasgow for blowing up frogs by placing a straw up their rectum, inflating them and throwing them at passers by. The terrorists were later found with straws up their own rectums which they claimed were suicide devices.
 
I always thought terrorists stink.
 
Terrorists have been going into pubs after the smoking ban, lighting up cigarettes, muttering "praise Allah!", coughing and running away. Nobody has noticed yet.
 
The terrorists down here tried to use alligators instead of frogs and were subsequently raped by gators. THEY GOT THEIR VIRGINS IN HEAVEN ANYWAY IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS.
 
Terrorists phoned up Richard and Judy, told the producer that "Judy's tits have a bomb hidden between them" then hang up, sniggering.
 
Terrorists have walked into several hairdressers in the Peckham area and asked for a good blow job before running out smirking. Tracy Analsecks said she was too upset to talk about it, but has managed to process a claim for industrial injury.
 
I hear they arrested the clown at a kids party for blowing up the balloons.
 
Davina has an improvised explosive device in her pants.
 
Davina has an improvised explosive device in her pants.
 
Three terrorists today attempted to derail an Underground train by blocking the rails. They were run over and only discovered after the evening rush.
 
^ really?
 
serves 'em right!
 
Terrorists must be delivering my take-out, they never get the order right. They just know I wanna kill them every time.
 
Take em out with your HAX0R SKILLZ!
the bastards.
 
I slit them in the throat with my credit card, and just before they die I stab them in the eyes with their own Bic pen.
 
JUDO CHOP!
 
Two terrorists in South Yorkshire blew themselves up while testing suicide belts. Police are reported to have blamed poor planning on the part of the terrorists.
 
A terrorist ordered Amanda from Big Brother to be dressed up as a giant hotdog to "humiliate the west, haha!"
 
how will we live with the shame?
 
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