Latest Crap Terrorist Acts

[The Dork Lord]

TERRORISTS SOMEHOW MAKE MY PENIS SHRINK WHEN I'M IN COLD WATER

 

[Dark Jedi]

Terrorists phoned up Richard and Judy, told the producer that "Judy's tits have a bomb hidden between them" then hang up, sniggering.

Yes, I saw the bomb disposal man carry out a controlled explosion over her tits.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Terrorists sent a suspect package to the BBC (a moldy old pizza.)

 

[headvoid]

Terrorists have been sending in programme ideas to Channel 4 with the hope of destabalising Society with their crazy lego antics.

 

[whisky]

Just because all the terroists work for the NHS and I work for the NHS dosnt make me a terrorist, say that again and I will sacrifice you to mighty Allah.

 

[Cassie]

There's a terrorist clogging my drain!!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I need a haircut, but Im afraid I'll be worked on by a suicide hairstylist.

 

[Cassie]

suicide blonde!

 

[curiousa2z]

Dyed by her own hand!!!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Terrorists have been screwing with my TV reception in a bid to drive me towards fundamentalist religion.

 

[curiousa2z]

It could happen.

 

[curiousa2z]

Somebody fix his reception before it's TOO LATE

 

[curiousa2z]

Well, unless it's MI-5 tapping into every facet of your life FOR HOMELAND SECURITY.
That's all right, then.

 

[curiousa2z]

OMG
DELETE THE PORN!

 

[curiousa2z]

Terrorists havetaken the last piece of strawberry shortcake in the cake pan! this means WAR!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

This sounds like the plot of a bad movie.

In an effort to create the ultimate insider, MI5 use subliminal messaging to turn an ordinary man into a terrorist... but their plans go hilariously awry when he spots a yummy twink across the street.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Terrorists have been sitting in their stinky flats watching Big Brother live all day. They quite like the twins but think Charley "needs a good slap!"

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Sharia law would sort her out!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

A Stone Cold Stunner would be a good start.