Latest Hysterical Facebook Status Updates

[Gagh]

HERE'S THE LATEST!

thats absolutely effing disgusting! the filth need to spend their time sorting out the real thugs rather than penalising the real fans who want to show their pride and support their country! absolutely livid!!!!!!

Im gna wearwa turben an a england shirt lets c how the coppers like that...x

how bloeedin ridiculous is that this is our country and we cant b proud of it load of twaddle hun xxxxxxxx

Then, hysterically, it takes a turn for the better.

wish people would stop repeating this rubbish, ITS UNTRUE BOLLOCKS

Im gonna remove everyone whos posted this infact, i dont want to be 'friends' with people who so easily fall for a sun 'news'paper article

its fucking load of rubbish!!! i spoke to my friend who is a policeman and its load of shit and i am alowed to say this because i am foreign. it pisses me off that people mke up shit like this

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Much respect for the person who said they'll remove friends who post it, if they'll really follow through on that. It astounds me how much people can get themselves up in a lather about an issue, which they would discover wasn't even true if they only bothered to very quickly check on google.

I really think we need to get together as a Mine Field and come up with our own bullshit chain mail status update. Something credible sounding, but involving sex with ducks.

"ALAN SHUGAR WAS CAUGHT HAVING SEX WITH DUCKS LAST THURSDAY AS REPORTED IN YESTREDAYS MAIL. WE CALL FOR HIM TO BE REMOVED FROM THE APPRETICE AT ONES OR WE WILL MARTCH ON THE BBC TELEVION CENTRES. ENOUGH IF ENOUGH MR SHUGAR."

It doesn't count as libel if you spell their name wrong, does it?

 

[Gagh]

Nah. Shugar sounds more Jewish. He'll love it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

"Im gna wearwa" sounds Huttese.

 

[Gagh]

"Im gna wearwa" sounds Huttese.

I'm so glad I don't know these people. Having this drivel come up in my feed at least entertains me.

 

[Dr Dave]

Much respect for the person who said they'll remove friends who post it, if they'll really follow through on that. It astounds me how much people can get themselves up in a lather about an issue, which they would discover wasn't even true if they only bothered to very quickly check on google.

I really think we need to get together as a Mine Field and come up with our own bullshit chain mail status update. Something credible sounding, but involving sex with ducks.

"ALAN SHUGAR WAS CAUGHT HAVING SEX WITH DUCKS LAST THURSDAY AS REPORTED IN YESTREDAYS MAIL. WE CALL FOR HIM TO BE REMOVED FROM THE APPRETICE AT ONES OR WE WILL MARTCH ON THE BBC TELEVION CENTRES. ENOUGH IF ENOUGH MR SHUGAR."

It doesn't count as libel if you spell their name wrong, does it?

Should I put that in my status update, because I will.

(athough I dont know who Alan Shugar is,and no i'm not looking him up).

I wasent aware there was a Sun artical associated with the shirt thing. I'm glad its rubbish though.