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Latest Mine Field Maneuvers to Piss The Board Off

Stroll through life,
post here, post there,
pick up a fan or three,
read a post there, read a post there,
sprinkle karma liberally,
wonder about naval spoons,
feed the cat, let out the dog,
wipe a tear from a troll departing TK - again,
for the next to last time,
count the words,
must be conscious of the count,
too long, too short,
has to be a balance,
on topic, on point,
only one sided,
only what is allowed,
sigh,
screw that,
Hitler looks good in a pink tutu.
 
This even pisses your fellow Mine Fielders off, and generally alienates everyone. Well worth a go, if you're feeling in an arsehole mood:

Repeatedly posts "Shut the fuck up, ________" all over the board. Open new threads with it. Spam inboxs with it etc.
 
Or just repeatedly post Cunt. 50,000 times.
 
Harder than it looks.
 
Yeah I know. Sometimes you mix it up a bit and throw in a Fuckwit or two. Thats always fun.
 
!
 
!!
 
There's a few I could add today.
 
BUMP BECAUSE DEVAL'S WINNING OMG OCD OMG WILL THIS THREAD COME BACK!

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DR PHIL DEMANDS YOU ALL KEEP THIS THREAD ALIVE.

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YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THE FEET OF NIXON.
 
PART 100 - SMOKE WEED!
 
One of the women at work, her husband uses Vera Wang aftershave.

Insert too obvious joke here
 
So he smells like a jizzed wedding dress?

THANK YOU, I'M HERE ALL WEEK.
 
Breathing sometimes does the trick.
 
We could tickle the rest of the board on its feet.
 
Gagh said:
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Courtesy Of Gagh.
 
I enjoyed it!
 
I've hurt my toe
I've been drinking all day
I really like Loki
even though he's gay
I really dont mean to wind everybody up
but its a talent I have thats impossible to give up

I'm typing this thing to the tune of hillbillies
thats beverley to you, her of the fine tities
then one day I walked into some weights
and now my toe is no longer straight

I've had vodka, and whisky and even had some rum
its a little known fact I'm not a fan of gum
the booze is helping to kill the pain
outside its dark and I think therse still some rain

I'm goinna stop this soon Ive been typing it too long
I might have broke me toe, but at least Ive got my shlong
 
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