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Detective Tomtrek and Detective Sgt Eggs Mayo arrive on scene
"What do we got" asked Detective Tomtrek
"Got a duck sir, looks like nobodies had sex with it" replied Forensic Technician Fuddlemiff
"Damn..." said Detective Tomtrek looking down.
"Sir, I got something here" said another techniction, holding up a catalog for doors.
"My god...he's back..." said Detective Sgt. Eggs
"Who?" asked Tomtrek
"Loktar!" said Detective Sgt. Eggs
"MAN!!!!!" Shouted Detective Tomtrek as he punched a hole in a wall.
"Tomtrek, don't...it's not worth it, he's pro geese and you cant get mad over that stuff, you just can't, or it will burn a hole in your soul, like a moonless night in the darkest dream you've ever had, worse then that time you watched The View and thought 'it's not so bad', but then you remembered it's a horrid show with a bunch of old hens" Said Detective Sgt. Eggs
"You're right, want to get freaky and play mario kart?" asked Detective Tomtrek
"Sure" replied Detective Sgt. Eggs adding..."I've heard that line before, it's on the hit new show Don't Trust the B-- in Apartment 23, Wednesday nights at 9:30 PST on ABC"
"Yeah...I hope Fuddlemiff has finally seen it...THE GOOSE!" replied Detective Tomtrek
Fin.
Detective Tomtrek and Detective Sgt Eggs Mayo arrive on scene
"What do we got" asked Detective Tomtrek
"Got a duck sir, looks like nobodies had sex with it" replied Forensic Technician Fuddlemiff
"Damn..." said Detective Tomtrek looking down.
"Sir, I got something here" said another techniction, holding up a catalog for doors.
"My god...he's back..." said Detective Sgt. Eggs
"Who?" asked Tomtrek
"Loktar!" said Detective Sgt. Eggs
"MAN!!!!!" Shouted Detective Tomtrek as he punched a hole in a wall.
"Tomtrek, don't...it's not worth it, he's pro geese and you cant get mad over that stuff, you just can't, or it will burn a hole in your soul, like a moonless night in the darkest dream you've ever had, worse then that time you watched The View and thought 'it's not so bad', but then you remembered it's a horrid show with a bunch of old hens" Said Detective Sgt. Eggs
"You're right, want to get freaky and play mario kart?" asked Detective Tomtrek
"Sure" replied Detective Sgt. Eggs adding..."I've heard that line before, it's on the hit new show Don't Trust the B-- in Apartment 23, Wednesday nights at 9:30 PST on ABC"
"Yeah...I hope Fuddlemiff has finally seen it...THE GOOSE!" replied Detective Tomtrek
Fin.