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Lets all...

You stay away from me...
 
I won't bring pickles, but I will bring some extra jars and a SHARP KNIFE.


FYI, I like my pickles Doctor Dave flavored.;)








lol...ewwww!
 
You stay away too.
 
:(
 
Actually I think it started out as a walk. I wonder where we are walking to, and why is the sun so hot? And why am I suddenly in the desert? When he wanted us to bring food he wasn't kidding. I only showed up with this Accordian Playing Midget Band.
 
Cassie must be throughly searched before attending. NO KNIVES, CASSIE. We like our penises..penises? penii? whatever the plural of penis is attached to our bodies. We do not want them cut off while we are alive. And you can't kill us to get our whatever the plural of penis is to get them, it would be rude and everyone says how nice and warm you are when not hunting for penis.
 
i will cut u all
 
I cut myself anyway.
 
Don't get blood on the blanket.
 
*RESOLVED*:

WEAR SNEAKERS IN CASE OF HAVING TO RUN FOR LIFE AT SOME POINT.
 
Too bad we can't also have a boat, a mother fucking boat.
 
Yeah a boat would be awesome. We could be pirates and go around plundering women and raping villages.
 
One should not rape villages.
 
One should not rape villages.

Its not my fault the village was dressing all slutty and batting its eyes.
 
Show some self control.
 
Go buy some.
 
ALL NEW SELF CONTROL! FORTIFIED WITH 21% EXTRA WILLPOWER FOR THAT "IT'S WORTH GETTING UP IN THE MORNING" FEELING!!!
 
You can buy it at S-Mart.

"Shop smart, shop S-Mart".
 
I thought S-mart sold guns, toasters and ammo.
 
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