Lets guess what is under CaptainWacky's bed!

[Dr Dave]

23 forks.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I believe the contents underneath a man's bed is sacred, and that no man should forfeit his inalienable right to underbed privacy. I have petitioned as much to the United Nations.

No word back from them so far.

 

[Dr Dave]

You're not expecting action from the UN are you?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

LIKE THEY HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO THESE DAYS BESIDES PARK ILLEGALLY ALL OVER TOWN AND RUN OVER PEDESTRIANS AND THEN LAUGH AT COPS WHO WRITE THEM TICKETS???

 

[Dr Dave]

I don't think your suggestion will even make it to the security council.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Me.

 

[Dr Dave]

A box of crisps from 1997, autographed by Tony Blair.

 

[Cassie]

NO, IT'S ME (scoot over Tomtrek, you're elbow is jamming my ribs)

 

[Dr Dave]

A carrot.

 

[CaptainWacky]

NOT EVEN CLOSE.

 

[Loktar]

Optimus Prime.

 

[Cassie]

*your


DAMMIT

It's all Tomtrek's fault.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You could have just edited your post using admin powers, CAssie!

 

[Dr Dave]

Why have powers if you cant use them for good?

 

[Cassie]

I STILL BLAME TOMTREK.

 

[headvoid]

Wank Spiders (Spiders who live entirely on sperm)

 

[Loktar]

Wank Spiders (Spiders who live entirely on sperm)

Is that the type of radioactive spider that bit Peter Parker?

Would explain why Spiderman's webs are so sticky.

 

['Gear]

CaptainWacky has a bed?

Goddamn rich motherfuckers.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Getting closer...

 

[headvoid]

A carpet.