Lets guess what is under CaptainWacky's bed!

['Gear]

The Earth's core!

 

[Cassie]

Robots in disguise.

 

['Gear]

Did anyone guess witches or a dead hooker yet?

Too soon?

 

[Dr Dave]

No, not to soon.

A book about door knob collecting.

 

[CaptainWacky]

No one's stopped to ask what's ABOVE my bed...

 

[Cassie]

AN ANGEL.

 

[Loktar]

Video cameras.

 

[Gagh]

The voice actors from Captain Planet. Dessicated, mixed together and set into a mâché sculpture of Gates McFadden's face.

 

[Loktar]

Fart Cloud, coming from hidden ceiling vent

 

[CaptainWacky]

None of you remember the story...

 

['Gear]

A ninja.

 

[Loktar]

99 Red Balloons

 

[Dr Dave]

Pictures of mice.

 

[Loktar]

Natalie Portman

 

[headvoid]

A fax machine with a direct link to 1987. He responds to questions from Norman Tebbit about latest trends in commemorative china ware.

 

[Gagh]

A small bundle of memorabilia from the long forgotten seaside tour show of the 1970's 'Sooty Go East', almost erased from knowledge owing to political incorrectness deemed unsuitable in the modern age.

The unremarkable show featured everyone's favourite glove puppet, dressed as a chinaman with pencilled on eyebrows, buck teeth and a rice paddy had, whilst Matthew Corbett shrieked "AH NAH SOORY, AMERIA'N SOLDER STEAL NOODLE FOR FAMIRY DINNER" in an outrageous fake Chinese accent.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Okay that one is true, but there's a lot more space under there.

 

[Dr Dave]

The hopes of man kind (3rd edition).

 

['Gear]

What were the hopes of man in editions 1 & 2?

 

[Gagh]

What were the hopes of man in editions 1 & 2?

Hot pix to wank to, and a plentiful supply of world cheeses.