Let's Recast All The Star Trek Series

[Gagh]

You don't have to do them all. Whatever you feel like:


TREK:

Kirk: Al Gore
Spock: Tito Santana
Sulu: Jackie Chan
Scotty: Billy Connolly
Chekov: The Great Khali
Uhuru: Grace Jones
Rand: Jordan (and Peter Andre)

 

[The Tomtrek]

Captain Kirk: Zachary "Zack" Morris
Mr. Spock: Samuel "Screech" Powers
Dr. McCoy: Mr. Belding
Scotty: A.C. Slater
Uhura: Lisa Turtle

 

[Tisiphone]

Jessie Spano would make a great Romulan

 

[CaptainWacky]

Sisko: Uncle Phil
Jake: Carlton
Kira Nerys: Keira Knightley
Odo: Geoffrey
Jadzia Dax: Sean Penn

 

[Mrs Nomanners]

Picard: [yet to be cast]
Data: Bick
Worf: Daystrom
Geordy: Lord Dork
Troy: Love Child
Crusher: Sun
Crusher jun.: Falconarg
Guinan: couriousa2z

 

[CaptainWacky]

Scotty: Henry Ian Cusick

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Picard: Ken Livingstone
Riker: Gerry Adams
Troi: Jet (the Gladiator)
Worf: Rhino (the Gladiator)
La Forge: Milo (the Tweeny)
Data: John Motson

 

[Claude Ballsack]

Kirk: Emeril Lagasse
Spock:Robin Williams
McCoy: Joe Pesci
Sulu: Ted Nugent
Scotty: Abu from the Simpsons
Chekov: Chavo Guerrerro
Uhuru:Ellen Degeneres

 

[CaptainWacky]

Reed: Bob Hoskins

 

[Cassie]

I keep thinking the title says Let's racist all the star trek series.

Kirk: Sawyer
Spock: Jin
McCoy: Jack
Sulu: Sun
Scotty: Desmond
Chekov: Hurley
Uhuru: Rose
Nurse Chapel: Kate
Captain Pike: Ben
Red shirt #1: Keamey

 

[CaptainWacky]

Racisting them might be fun too!

Kirk: Michael Hayes
Spock: Michael Richards
Uhura: Emily Parr
Chapel: Jade Goody

Okay, I can't think of anymore racists.

 

[Tisiphone]

Mel Gibson.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Definite Bones.

 

[Tisiphone]

Dammit, Jim, I can't treat these Jews. I'm a racist...not a doctor.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Racisting them might be fun too!

Kirk: Michael Hayes
Spock: Michael Richards
Uhura: Emily Parr
Chapel: Jade Goody

Okay, I can't think of anymore racists.

Rand: Jo O'mara
Uhura's replacement: Danielle Lloyd

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Sisko: Carroll O'Connor
Kira: Marla Gibbs
Jadzia Dax: Adrienne Barbeau
Ezri Dax: Valerie Bertinelli
Julian Bashir: Bill Macy
Miles O'Brien: Conrad Bain
Worf: Rob Reiner
Odo: Franklin Cover
Quark: Sally Struthers
Jake: Jimmie "JJ" Walker
Dukat: Bea Arthur
Rom: Jean Stapleton
Nog: Bonnie Franklin
Weyoun: Rue McClanahan
Vic Fontaine: Pat Harrington
Kai Wynn: Esther Rolle
Morn: Mackenzie Phillips

 

[Fuddlemiff]

"The Bajorans were lucky to have me and the Golden Girls, but I ask you, to this day is there a SINGLE statue of me on Bajor?!"