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Blindgroping
U mad 'bro?
jack said:
A properly made Mousse should not "goosh" when you cut it.
It should have Set, light and airy.
Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
5 Favorite foods:
1. Sushi from Takashimaya, a store in Yokohama Station, Yokohama, Japan
2. Mexican food from Salsa Cabana, my wife's cousin's restaurant(s) in Tokyo, Japan
3. Shabu-Shabu from Seryna, a Japanese restaurant on Park ave. in NYC
4. Beef Udon with ginger from Yoshinoya, a chain restaurant in the L.A. area.
5. Chicken Yakitori encrusted with sea salt, made by my wife.
The last one is particularly good with an ice-cold beer!
1. Sushi from Takashimaya, a store in Yokohama Station, Yokohama, Japan
2. Mexican food from Salsa Cabana, my wife's cousin's restaurant(s) in Tokyo, Japan
3. Shabu-Shabu from Seryna, a Japanese restaurant on Park ave. in NYC
4. Beef Udon with ginger from Yoshinoya, a chain restaurant in the L.A. area.
5. Chicken Yakitori encrusted with sea salt, made by my wife.
The last one is particularly good with an ice-cold beer!
S. SaDiablo
New member
Since we seem to be on the topic of food...
Italian, Chinese and Mexican are my top 3 favorite dishes...
Italian, Chinese and Mexican are my top 3 favorite dishes...
Sarek
Vuhlkansu Wihs
Things You Never Want To Hear Your Doctor Say:
Gross!
I hope you don't plan on having any more kids.
Twins!
Is that supposed to be there?
What is that?
DOCTOR: "Ooooh, that's gonna hurt!" ME:"What?!!?" DOCTOR:"Nothing, all's fine."
Uh-oh!!!
Where did I leave that clamp?
In the interest of conserving the environment I'm going to reuse all my medical supplies.
Where did I put that Vaseline?
Oops...
Yeah I have one of those too, wanna see?
Who tried to repair this?
Congratulations, Sir, you're pregnant!
You have really nice tan lines.
Have you seen where I left that thermometer?
You don't have to be #1 in your class to get a job
Hmmm... Everything looks fine, but bend over anyway.
To secretary: "Oh, Jan, has my lawyer called yet?"
Has that always been like that?
Are you sure you're a woman?
Kidneys? I thought this was another vasectomy!
I only killed one guy.
Hey, George! Come look at this!!!!
This is gonna hurt you more than it does me.
Where's my glove?
Hold this we might need it later
I'll be listening to your heart through this paper towel tube.
I can't find a pulse!
There's bad news and good news. The bad news is, you have about a month left. The good news is they're naming a disease after you.
Would you like fries with that?
Have you written a will?
Dang, that's a big one.
Hey nurse, Come look at all the different colors!
After checking your test results: "Can you pay cash?"
Clear!
Gross!
I hope you don't plan on having any more kids.
Twins!
Is that supposed to be there?
What is that?
DOCTOR: "Ooooh, that's gonna hurt!" ME:"What?!!?" DOCTOR:"Nothing, all's fine."
Uh-oh!!!
Where did I leave that clamp?
In the interest of conserving the environment I'm going to reuse all my medical supplies.
Where did I put that Vaseline?
Oops...
Yeah I have one of those too, wanna see?
Who tried to repair this?
Congratulations, Sir, you're pregnant!
You have really nice tan lines.
Have you seen where I left that thermometer?
You don't have to be #1 in your class to get a job
Hmmm... Everything looks fine, but bend over anyway.
To secretary: "Oh, Jan, has my lawyer called yet?"
Has that always been like that?
Are you sure you're a woman?
Kidneys? I thought this was another vasectomy!
I only killed one guy.
Hey, George! Come look at this!!!!
This is gonna hurt you more than it does me.
Where's my glove?
Hold this we might need it later
I'll be listening to your heart through this paper towel tube.
I can't find a pulse!
There's bad news and good news. The bad news is, you have about a month left. The good news is they're naming a disease after you.
Would you like fries with that?
Have you written a will?
Dang, that's a big one.
Hey nurse, Come look at all the different colors!
After checking your test results: "Can you pay cash?"
Clear!
Blindgroping
U mad 'bro?
S. SaDiablo said:Since we seem to be on the topic of food...
Italian, Chinese and Mexican are my top 3 favorite dishes...
Those are ethnic cuisines, not dishes.
Fetticcini, Mandrin chicken, and paella are dishes.
Blindgroping
U mad 'bro?
Where's your camera?Morrhigan said:
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
I LIKE
ALLCAPS
THE WEST WING EVEN THE SUCKASS YEARS
LIZA MINNELLI (NO REALLY SHE REALLY IS TALENTED I SWEAR)
COLD SPAGHETTI
TOP CHEF BUT NOT AS MUCH AS PROJECT RUNWAY
MY MEAD FIVE STAR POCKET SPIRAL NOTEBOOK NOW IN GREEN
COCKS AND BALLS AND MENS NIPS
A NICE TIGHT ASS IS OK TOO
IMTOO DVD TO IPOD CONVERTER
CAPTAIN WACKY'S GROWING INFLUENCE ON WESTERN CIVILIZATION
PLASTIC BAGS YOU CAN CARRY GROCERIES IN THEM OR SUFFOCATE PEOPLE LOL
ALLCAPS
THE WEST WING EVEN THE SUCKASS YEARS
LIZA MINNELLI (NO REALLY SHE REALLY IS TALENTED I SWEAR)
COLD SPAGHETTI
TOP CHEF BUT NOT AS MUCH AS PROJECT RUNWAY
MY MEAD FIVE STAR POCKET SPIRAL NOTEBOOK NOW IN GREEN
COCKS AND BALLS AND MENS NIPS
A NICE TIGHT ASS IS OK TOO
IMTOO DVD TO IPOD CONVERTER
CAPTAIN WACKY'S GROWING INFLUENCE ON WESTERN CIVILIZATION
PLASTIC BAGS YOU CAN CARRY GROCERIES IN THEM OR SUFFOCATE PEOPLE LOL
Neil
Out of the closet
My list (in no particular order)
Deodorant
Toilet paper
Womanly toiletries
New Razors... I'm ok with the the triple razors. I don't need the quads.
Blank CD-Rs
Milk
Eggs
Chicken
Ground Beef
Fruit cups
Braeburn Apples
Lettuce ($.99/head!)
Roma Tomatoes
A lb. of sliced mesquite-flavored turkey breast
A lb. of sliced black forest ham.
7-Grain bread
Some flowers for color
Citrus-flavored ant killer
50 feet of 6 foot-tall chain link fencing and hardware
Deodorant
Toilet paper
Womanly toiletries
New Razors... I'm ok with the the triple razors. I don't need the quads.
Blank CD-Rs
Milk
Eggs
Chicken
Ground Beef
Fruit cups
Braeburn Apples
Lettuce ($.99/head!)
Roma Tomatoes
A lb. of sliced mesquite-flavored turkey breast
A lb. of sliced black forest ham.
7-Grain bread
Some flowers for color
Citrus-flavored ant killer
50 feet of 6 foot-tall chain link fencing and hardware
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Why thank you!Neil said:
Why thank you again!
OK, are you trying to seduce me?
Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
I like:
Women who dress and act classy
Women who like to wear perfume or body sprays
Women who keep their nails and toes well-taken care of
Women who still expect you to open the door for them
Women who have tan lines
Women who take care of their feet. If she takes care of her feet, everything else will be platinum
Women who aren't afraid to eat a good meal with gusto
Women who dress and act classy
Women who like to wear perfume or body sprays
Women who keep their nails and toes well-taken care of
Women who still expect you to open the door for them
Women who have tan lines
Women who take care of their feet. If she takes care of her feet, everything else will be platinum
Women who aren't afraid to eat a good meal with gusto
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
^ That narrows it down to Jessica Rabbit. But she only has 8 toes probably.
Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
^^You'd be surprised how many women still embody all those qualities!