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Liberation of the Badlands

Leonidas

Leonidas

King of the Badlands
SPARTANS,

The end of Dershocka's reign of terror begins. Now has come the time for the Warriors of the Badlands to make their final stand. We will stand, and we will fight. We will take no prisoners. We will burn all bridges. We will leave no escape. Where the eagles fly, We shall soon be there. Say the the word and you'll be free, from the mountains to the sea, We will fight for our Freedom right here, right now.

Go tell Dershocka, stranger passing by, that here, in the Badlands, warriors lie !

Dershocka wants a battle, We will give him a war !
 
THESE... ARE.... BADLANDS!!!
 
Let there be no man, no Badlander left behind in this holy crusade, all will stand up when the time comes, all will be well, we will be VICTORIOUS.
 
Fact,
Spartans loved buggery.
 
EnglishRose said:
Let there be no man, no Badlander left behind in this holy crusade, all will stand up when the time comes, all will be well, we will be VICTORIOUS.
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hey, for someone having complained about medieval speeches just recently, you sure are quite well-versed in that tongue indeed ;)
 
I'm English, medieval runs in my veins...or something like that!
 
^ could be that
 
All who undertake this most sacred journey shall be eternally rewarded by the repayer of all men!
 
Badlanders Creed

"This is my pork-sword. There are many like it, but this one is mine. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me my pork-sword is useless. Without my pork-sword, I am useless. I must fire my pork-sword true. I must shoot straighter than the enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. My pork-sword and I know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, or the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit.

My pork-sword is human, even as I am human, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my pork-sword clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other.

Before ILYANNA I swear this creed. My pork-sword and I are the defenders of my forum. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until victory is The Badland's and there is no enemy, but Peace."
 
OMG I love this!! LMFAO
 
green...too much green
 
Better?

EnglishRose said:
green...too much green
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"This is my pork-sword. There are many like it, but this one is mine. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me my pork-sword is useless. Without my pork-sword, I am useless. I must fire my pork-sword true. I must shoot straighter than the enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. My pork-sword and I know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, or the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit.

My pork-sword is human, even as I am human, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my pork-sword clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other.

Before ILYANNA I swear this creed. My pork-sword and I are the defenders of my forum. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until victory is The Badland's and there is no enemy, but Peace."
 
Things are looking up!
 
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