Lie in this thread!

[Blindgroping]

It won't be tomorrow.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

It will be yesterday. Oh, yes. Most, certainly. With melted gumdrop stains.

 

[curiousa2z]

they have a cure for that now, ya know.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Yes, I do know. It involves steel wool and the stuffing from an old teddy bear from the 40's.

Truth.

 

[The Question]

Scientific method explains Everything.

Nuh uh!

 

[curiousa2z]

LIES!

 

[Blindgroping]

There's NO cUrE for INSSSAnitY!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I shot a man in Texas....just to watch him die!


(lie: it was Scottsdale)

 

[The Question]

Well, I rode through the desert on a horse with no name...

Okay, that's not true. It was a llama, and its name was Fred.

 

[Blindgroping]

We are all made of stars!

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Except that one guy. He was made of fish tacos.

 

[Mandi]

I didn't look at the Brent website, and I don't think he's sexy.....not one bit

 

[curiousa2z]

he's a bit old for me.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Not me. I like young boys.

 

[Mandi]

I don't masturbate....it's evil

 

[curiousa2z]

I could never post anything after that.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

I once shot my eye out while masturbating.

I'm feeling better now.

 

[curiousa2z]

not speaking of eyes....I never ogle the hot guys working out in the conditioning room. Ever.
I stare at the TV monitor ....it's CNN.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Ogling causes eye cancer. And bitterness.

 

[curiousa2z]

But watching CNN saves you.