Lie in this thread!

[SilentBtViolent]

I suck.

FOLLOW TEH RULES YOU HAVE MADE.

 

[Mentalist]

I'm the least funny person on this board.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I am stupider than Liza Manelli, and also married David Guest.

 

[Ishcabittle]

This weed tastes like total ass.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

My bong is worse than your bong.

 

[Ishcabittle]

I am sober.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Me too.

 

[Ishcabittle]

My bong could kick your bong's ass.

 

[Mentalist]

I once killed a bus load of children and taped the screams for the backing vocals of my death metal band's numbner one single: It aint funny unless you kill kill kill the Eskimos I started in the summer of 98.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

My bong's bong is bigger than your bong.

The weed my weed smokes is better than your weed.

 

[Ishcabittle]

My cat, you know, the HUGE orange one, isn't obese. He's big boned. His bones weigh 30 lbs., the other 5 lbs. is muscle.

 

[Mentalist]

You two have smoked better gear than I have.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

My kids are not just weak, short people who don't know much.

 

[johnford]

.

I was a total stud muffin in school

I once was a big shot somebody! But in my past life....in my past life's dreams.

 

[Ishcabittle]

My bong's bong is bigger than your bong.

The weed my weed smokes is better than your weed.

Take that back, you must be lying! :grrr:

 

[Mentalist]

I never start highly successful threads at the drop of a dime.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Yeah I was.

My bong's bong is actually pretty small, and my weed pretty much smokes schwagg.

 

[Ishcabittle]

This thread sucks, and so do I.

 

[johnford]

I never had sex in my life not even with my hand.

 

[whisky]

i care deeply about povety when its not my own