Lie in this thread!

[SilentBtViolent]

The dishes are my favorite! I love it when my wife and kids eat dinner without me because I'm working late but leave the dishes for me anyway!

 

[PHJ]

I had sexual relations with that woman, Monica Lewinsky.

 

[Mentalist]

I wash myself with rocks.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

The Mine Field is the heart of fascist oppression on the Internet.

 

[whisky]

whisky will have no idea what I mean when I call him a Trekker.

I will almost certainly live long and prosper

 

[Ishcabittle]

Seinfeld is starting on the telly, and I hope that it never ends.

 

[Mentalist]

I get all my fashion tips from a burrow of Badgers that live in my pants.

 

[Blindgroping]

All the girls want me. And the guys too!

 

[whisky]

babies always sleep through the night

 

[Ishcabittle]

I already knew that the Minefield was this fun, and I just didn't want to come and see.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Seinfeld was totally hilarious at all times and was never too boring.

 

[Mentalist]

I radio controlled the two planes that hit the Twin Towers. It was only meant to be a joke.

 

[whisky]

the goverment gives you enough money to live with working tax credit and if anything pays you too much

 

[Mentalist]

Wacky and myself have nothing in common.

 

[whisky]

mash didnt go on too long, and never got pretentious

 

[Mentalist]

I ate my duvet to see if I could change the colour when it came out the other end.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Ishcabittle is a total asshole and I hope he's not here when I come back tomorrow because I have to go now.

 

[Blindgroping]

There is only One voice....

 

[PHJ]

I am a liar.

 

[Ishcabittle]

My computer's batteries are full of life and power, and my power cable is almost a forgotten accessory.