Life is Shit

[Cinch]

Or Life is a shit... gives you a good day, makes you think that waking up in the morning might not be such a bad idea after all... then it takes all of your rusted over illusions, puts them in a pillow case and beats your skull in with it.

Well fuck you Life, fuck you, your pillow case and the horse you rode in on.

 

[Consumer]

Yikes.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Excuse me! This is MY "life is shit" day! Please consult your Mine Field Calendar!

(My sympathies)

 

[Mirah]

I wish I could spread some joy around. Or Arthur or Mary or something! How can I cheer y'all up?!

 

[Cassie]

IT'S LIKE RAIN ON YOUR WEDDING DAY, A FREE RIDE WHEN YOU'VE ALREADY PAID ETC ETC

 

[headvoid]

Are you posting from Somalia?

 

[Henoch]

Or Life is a shit... gives you a good day, makes you think that waking up in the morning might not be such a bad idea after all... then it takes all of your rusted over illusions, puts them in a pillow case and beats your skull in with it.

Well fuck you Life, fuck you, your pillow case and the horse you rode in on.

Dead people don't know have good they've got it.

 

[Dr Dave]

I wish I could spread some joy around. Or Arthur or Mary or something! How can I cheer y'all up?!

You could say something nice about me.