Life's Quest!

[Blindgroping]

How did this thread get so out of control?

How do "serious" threads stay IN control on the board?

 

[Caitriona]

HOW DO YOU MEND A BROKEN GANOORGAN?

I've hear, although I have no first hand experience, that you boil the entrails of a goose with onions and garlic, stain it through a fine mesh sieve and then carefully pour it down the throat of the Ganoorgan. You have to move back quickly though, because they usually throw it up pretty fast, and nothing has the trajectory of Ganoorgan vomit.

 

[Caitriona]

How do "serious" threads stay IN control on the board?

Well................... They don't.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I've hear, although I have no first hand experience, that you boil the entrails of a goose with onions and garlic, stain it through a fine mesh sieve and then carefully pour it down the throat of the Ganoorgan. You have to move back quickly though, because they usually throw it up pretty fast, and nothing has the trajectory of Ganoorgan vomit.

TEH WINK MAKES ME THINK YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS. ARE YOU HAVING FUN WITH ME? I REQUIRE HELP IN THIS MATTER.



yodels are too squishy as dildos. in case anyone was wondering

 

[The Question]

Christmas is nearly here again! I can hardly contain my crispy crusts!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Is that like Chinese Christmas or something? *Looks at calendar*

OMIGOD THIS GROUP OF PEOPLE CONFUSES ME AND MAKES ME ALL CAPPISH LIKE ANDY CAPP TCH

 

[Caitriona]

TEH WINK MAKES ME THINK YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS. ARE YOU HAVING FUN WITH ME?

I'm having a LOT of fun with you.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OMG IM HOME ON A SATURDAY NIGHT AND A WOMAN IS HAVING HER WAY WITH ME ITS LIKE BAD PORN THAT MAKES ITS WAY INTO MY LIMEWIRE SEARCHES FOR TEH GOOD PORN OMGOMGOMG *short circuit*

 

[Caitriona]

*heeheehee*

I am now Queen of the Mine Field, after having defeated my only competition.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

No fair, it's a slow night and the Brits are already asleep!

 

[Caitriona]

*snicker* All's fair.. you know that!

 

[CaptainWacky]

rsdhyasd

 

[Blindgroping]

Gesuntietch!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Gestalt Ribeye!

 

[CaptainWacky]

SILAS CRUMB