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Lightsaw and Radiotree

Mentalist

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Two new superheros I made up. Groinal thrusting superheroes with HROOOMN LITTLE SHIRELINGS I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING KIDS.
 
You must spread some TKarma around before giving it to Mentalist again.

Was ging to be for the suddne treebeard heel turn.
 
GOLLUM WANT TO EAT HAROLD BISHOP
 
"WE HATESES HIM, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!" - Gollum
 
REMEMBER WHEN THE GOLLUM SQUEEZED THE MELON AND IT BURST ALL OVER THE LADY IN SUBURUBURUBUAN COMMANDO?
 
No.
 
Threepio saw Leias pussy. Metal bikini's refuse to adhere to skin.
 
The result was known as "pushing tin"
 
Rust never sleeps.
 
I shot Gagh down rather cruelly, sorry.
 
Yeh, I bet he was REALLY upset.

I'm struggling to picture radiotree, I guess a cross between an ent and Shakin Stevens
 
But Lightsaw makes perfect sense.
 
abso bloody lutely
 
Look at him there, thrusting his groin for all the world to see...
 
Lightsaw calmed down later in his career but i still liked him. Everyone was all Peter Gabriel about him "I only liked his early stuff" But I stuck with him. The episode when all the lights died and the small child touched the sharpness of his groin was a classic scene. Its a shame it was objected to so strongly by the actors mother.
 
 
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