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Lilac says I am an idiot. Do you agree?

You probably are an idiot, actually. But don't let that get you down, you're in the majority. There's nothing to be ashamed about.

By the way, I voted for "She is flirting with you, visit her at Lonaf".
 
DarthSikle said:
You have called me an idiot multiple times. Unwarranted and unprovoked. I did cry the first time but i beleive I am over it now. I just wanted to know if everyone else agrees.
You'd rather I call you something else? I could, but I think it's pointless to run through the middle schooler's repetoire when 'idiot' does just fine.

'Unwarranted and unprovoked'... debateable. You provide good observational material to give me the conclusion that you're behaving idiotically.
If it's an act, kudos. (Idiot :bigass:)
 
*Does a jack*
I notice you still don't say your name there, therefore hiding behind multiple names.
I don't say my name over there because it should be painfully obvious, like when I use my duals here. Also, it's more fun to have you figure out who I am ;)
 
Lilac said:
*Does a jack*

I don't say my name over there because it should be painfully obvious, like when I use my duals here. Also, it's more fun to have you figure out who I am ;)

But I am to lazy to do that and have given up pursuing you even though you are obviously flirting with me.

I have decided that you are to good for me.
 
I don't think you'd like the fact that I'd be wearing the pants in this 'relationship' anyway. Which means no nookie for you, get in the kitchen. :bigass:
 
Lilac said:
I don't think you'd like the fact that I'd be wearing the pants in this 'relationship' anyway. Which means no nookie for you, get in the kitchen. :bigass:

This 'relationship' is about as real as Jack's attorneys are. Anyway, you just obviously have never met the right man.

I, my dear, would sweep you off your feet, treat you as a woman should be treated, buy you your heart's desire, give you undivided attention yet give you your "me" time, ensure your pleasure both in and out of the bedroom.

At least for the first three months. Then I'd ignore you, avoid your calls, only half listen when you talk and worry only about getting off in 45 seconds during the commercials of Sports Center.

At least I'm honest. ;)
 
Lilac said:
I don't think you'd like the fact that I'd be wearing the pants in this 'relationship' anyway. Which means no nookie for you, get in the kitchen. :bigass:

And bake him some pie.
 
DarthSikle said:
What say you?

You give a shit about whether a FEMALE calls you an idiot? If so, then she is quite correct. Whenever a female casts aspersions your way, you simply move on because you know she has issues which you want no part of. I do not know, maybe her daddy used to get some tail in the evenings by sneaking into her bed, who knows? Most importantly, who gives a fuck? The word of a female is not worth wasting one's time on. Just move on. They were put upon this earth for one reason, and one reason only, to lie down, open their legs and shut the fuck up whilst you pound them into the sheets with your hard rod.
 
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