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List a single trolling technique.

Insult what you know the poster likes.

COMICS ARE FOR GRADE SCHOOLERS!

(not counting the 3200 I have. Those ones are cool)
 
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Deliberately misquote your target to make them sound either A. stupid, or B. perverted.


(My personal favorite)
 
Pretend to be a girl.
 
Threaten to report people to a mythical government agency that looks real for what they posted.
 
:wtf?: Pretend to be a guy.
 
Type everything this way. Like it makes a difference.
 
Take a user name very simular to someone else and pretend to be them.
 
Ignore your target completely, instead acting like someone else in the thread made their particular argument. Someone they don't like if at all possible.
 
Ask pointed questions, then don't respond to the answers.
 
Totally fabricate sources for an argument...such as an encyclopedia. When called on it, simply ignore them.
 
Mirah said:
Type everything this way. Like it makes a difference.
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Ah but jealousy will get you everywhere. My typing like that bothers you I see. Well my work here is done.
 
^Be a relentless, annoying prick toward everyone.
 
CoyoteUgly said:
^Be a relentless, annoying prick toward everyone.
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Wonder who you are talking about??? JACK? ISHY? Who?
 
Oblivion must be nice.
 
HEY!!!, this is ejucashunal here!
Get with the thread title!!

#50. Derailment.
 
Wait til two or more mortal enemies are in the same area, then point out a weakness in the posts of one. Then, after the wolf pack has torn him to pieces, point out a weakness in the other combatant. Hilarity ensues.

Incidentally, this also works IRL. Go to a crowded street corner or mall aisle, find some mean-looking person, and politely let them know you think they dropped some money. Then point out another person who is walking away and tell them, "That guy picked it up."

The world is a very entertaining place...
 
Say something mildly positive or encouraging about the most reviled person on the board, then defend that person feverishly for a day or two.
 
Donovan said:
Wait til two or more mortal enemies are in the same area, then point out a weakness in the posts of one. Then, after the wolf pack has torn him to pieces, point out a weakness in the other combatant. Hilarity ensues.

Incidentally, this also works IRL. Go to a crowded street corner or mall aisle, find some mean-looking person, and politely let them know you think they dropped some money. Then point out another person who is walking away and tell them, "That guy picked it up."

The world is a very entertaining place...
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... and what if the individual walking away was me? Do you honestly think I would put up with any shit like some asshole claiming I picked it up? I would not be afraid of a 'mean-looking' piece of shit so I would demand to know who told him I picked up money the idiot claimed was his? Once I told me, I would flatten the fucker right in front of an entire crowd. I know I would do this because I HAVE done it before. Not a very bright thing to do. I challenge you to come to one of Toronto's malls and pull that shit. You would not get out alive I can assure you of that so stop saying stupid things. Also, if you told someone you think they dropped money and they knew they had not, what makes you think anyone is going to be dumb enough to believe your ridiculous bullshit? You just insulted the intellect of an entire country. None too bright are you? I abhor stupidity and it emanates in painful waves from you. Please shut the fuck up from this moment on.
 
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