CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
1) NOTHING.
(He'd do anything for Jeremy Clarkson.)
(He'd do anything for Jeremy Clarkson.)
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List of things Headvoid wouldn't do for Jeremy Clarkson
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Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
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Knobs are fun. Sometimes one could even call them BRASSY.
(Disclaimer: This survey does not include a sampling of Clarkson Knobs. Your mileage may vary.)
Knobs are fun. Sometimes one could even call them BRASSY.
(Disclaimer: This survey does not include a sampling of Clarkson Knobs. Your mileage may vary.)
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
This list also applies to BDM, who once saw Jeremy Clarkson driving out of the Fox Studios hurling abuse at immigrants, as Rupert Murdoch looked on wistfully, "ah to be young".
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
...and as Rupert Everett, riding in Murdoch's sidecar, also wistfully remarked, "Ah, to look like a human being again."
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Headvoid pretended to be friends with Richard "The Hamster" Hammond (he's not even a real hamster) just to get closer to Clarkson. He vomited blood into his Morrison's carrier bag at the end of every day.
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
He's not even a real hamster, Stu!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Headvoid said something controversial about French Muslims to distract attention away from Clarkson's "they should all be fed to sharks. Then the sharks should be killed too because I hate animals" comment.