Listen up "oracle" and "batman"

[Batman]

Hmm...I don't remember that issue. It's Jim Lee art, but...huh.

Must've been during the "HUSH" storyline.

 

[jack]

Batman needs a drool cup.

 

[Batman]

^^^Yeah, really. What the fuck is that coming off his chin, anyway?

 

[Sarek]

**Zips up pants**

 

[The Dork Lord]

LOL!

 

[jack]

PICKLE HAS JUST PASSED THE FIRST GATE! Happy 11,111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[The Dork Lord]

THANX JACK!

 

[Salmonhunter]

Hello Batman.

 

[Shitty Dual]

I'm not going to kill you.

I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me.

That depends...do my friends need to be over 18?

 

[The Dork Lord]

I wonder how all those rumors got started...

 

[Cacophony]

I always thought that Oracle and Mutant Hitler were lame ass duals of Dracula?

He seems to have many of the lame ass duals around here.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Dracula once PMed and said I was the only poster he respected here.

Kinda sweet, actually...

 

[Mutant Hitler]

I always thought that Oracle and Mutant Hitler were lame ass duals of Dracula?

He seems to have many of the lame ass duals around here.

HAHAHAHAHA..PATHETIC WEAKLINGS! NO ONR COULD IMITATE THE KING OF KINGS! ALL WILL FALL BEFORE ME. YOU CAN NOT RESIST THE POWER THAT IS MUTANT HITLER, KING OF KINGS AND GOD!

BATMAN IS A WEAK TIGHT WEARING FREAK, WHOM I WILL SNAP LIKE A STICK. I WILL LEAVE HIM A PARALYZED CRIPPLE, AND CAST HIM INTO A PIT OF ROTTING CORPSES TO JOIN THEM IN DEATH.I SHALL SIMILLARILY CRUCIFY THE ORACLE AND LEAVE HIM FOR THE BIRDS OF PREY TO FEAST ON HIS MAGGOT INFESTED FLESH

 

[The Dork Lord]

You're very boring.

 

[Mutant Hitler]

You're very boring.

AH. MY FOOLISH FRIEND..I AM AFRAID YOU TOO WILL SHARE THE FATE OF THE ORACLE AND BATMAN. HAHAHAHAHA....DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN BLASPHEME THE KING OF KINGS? SUCH BLASPHEMY AND IMPERTINENCE WILL BE REWARDED WITH ETERNAL DESTRUCTION.

 

[Lord Waffles]

MUTANT HITLER^^^^

 

[Shitty Dual]

HAHAHAHAHA..PATHETIC WEAKLINGS! NO ONR COULD IMITATE THE KING OF KINGS! ALL WILL FALL BEFORE ME. YOU CAN NOT RESIST THE POWER THAT IS MUTANT HITLER, KING OF KINGS AND GOD!

World domination by a guy who can't even master formatting code.:jayzus:

 

[The Dork Lord]

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Yes dear, you're right.

Couldja get me a beer?

 

[Batman]

World domination by a guy who can't even master formatting code.:jayzus:

When I get the ability to give Karma, I promise I will return to this very thread and give you some green!

Awesome comeback!

 

[The Dork Lord]

^36 posts to go!