Loktar MIA part the FIRST

[FBI parte due]

Did he finally get a job? Did he kill himself? IS HE NOW TOURING THE EUROPEAN UNION IN A PINK LEOTARD WITH OPRAH WINFREY AND TAMMY BAKKER?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

he got a job and won't hve rthe internet for "a few weeks". he's currently rocking back and forth, getting the shakes and being treated for withdrawal symptoms.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He told us he would be gone, SO IT DOESN'T COUNT.

 

[FBI parte due]

I DIND'T KNOW IT YOU SLUT OK

 

[whisky]

I would like to think that his forced abandonment of the internet would install in him a love of the other things in life, books, tv, maybe even relationships with another human.

But I have the feeling when he gets his connection he'll be back spamming the place up, trying to catch up with all the threads he hasnt posted in.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's all some of us are good for!

 

[Ishcabittle]

tHat's quite a few threads, in my estimation.

 

[whisky]

It's all some of us are good for!

You could be a writer, it used to be my dream, thats over, but it could still be yours.

Plus if you do get to be a famous writer, you can always show your agent my stories and blackmail him into printing them too.

 

[Cassie]

If Loktar ever gets laid, he might give up the internets.

 

[whisky]

eye, and if my granda had wheels, she'd be a wagon

 

[CaptainWacky]

My agent is MAX CLIFFORD.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Maybe you could lead a crusade where all the Max Clifford clients fight all the evil John Noel clients and then at the end you have a big battle where you're having a conversation with Russell Brand while locking swords.

 

[CaptainWacky]

LADS! Try locking THIS sword! They said "that is your penis and I won't touch it."