Loktar Pity Post

[I Love Cunt]

Please Loktar, will you take pity on me and post in my thread? Pleaaaaase! Loktar! I need you! I want you! My life depends on it! I can't live without having my thread filled by posts from you.

 

[Loktar]

LOL! Well since you asked so nicely.....

 

[I Love Cunt]

OOoooooh thank you soooo much! I don't know what I would have done without you! No one else would have been here to full fill my need to attention whore. OMG I am so grateful to you.

 

[Loktar]

Thank you LC for your kind words, but my life has lost all meaning without Kitty to mock and criticize us. How will I ever get by without Kitty telling me how I feel about Pickle's shit failboard?

 

[I Love Cunt]

Well there is always Seph and Yub to trash talk you. : )

 

[Loktar]

Well there is always Seph and Yub to trash talk you. : )

Well Seph at least. Yub doesn't seem to have the heart for it anymore. The most he can manage to call me these days is some variation on the fat theme.

 

[Cock]

THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE COCK

 

[I Love Cunt]

Hi Cock. Perhaps That was a pity post from Cock as well.

 

[Cock]

no, I have a policy about that....


I don't post pity out of spite or bitterness.

Nor do I post spite out of pity or bitterness.

Furthermore, I do not post bitterness out of spite or pity.

I do post cock, however.

This thread now has enough cock.

 

[jack]

THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE COCK

You go cupcakea

 

[Loktar]

^TOO MUCH COCK!

 

[Cock]

yeah! now there's no value in cock at all!

 

[eloisel]

Where does he put that in his pants? Even soft that thing is going to require a lot of space to stow away.

 

[Kitty]

:shock: