Loktar vs The Angry and slightly drunk Baboon

[Dr Dave]

That's right, we're putting Loktar in a cage with a baboon that we've mad angry by having him watch 56 straight hours of The Jersey Shore, then we fed him whiskey.

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Be there or be really bored!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'll download a torrent.

 

[Filthy Whore]

Is there any nudity? Like the steamroom scene from Eastern Promises? Cuz that'd be awesome.

 

[Loktar]

Is there any nudity? Like the steamroom scene from Eastern Promises? Cuz that'd be awesome.

I'll be half nude. Which half will be up to Standards and Practices.

 

[Dr Dave]

Good luck Loktar.

The baboon is really pissed now, not only does he not like half naked men, but he just watched an episode of Two and a half Men.

 

[Loktar]

Good luck Loktar.

The baboon is really pissed now, not only does he not like half naked men, but he just watched an episode of Two and a half Men.

Yeah well I just snorted a kilo of cocaine. And drank a tankard of tiger's blood.

Bring it on, baboon!